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Hot news: Bono won’t shut up

ThisIsLondon.com reports TV producers had trouble shutting Bono up at the Grammy Awards last night. (He was overrunning advertising slots at $500,000 a minute.) They resorted to playing music to drown him out.

2002 Grammy Watch

Record of the Year: “Walk On,” U2 Best Song: “Fallin’,” Alicia Keys Rock Song: “Drops of Jupiter,” Train Rock Performance by a Duo or Group w/ Vocal: “Elevation,” U2 Album of the Year: “O Brother, Where Art Thou? – Soundtrack,”…

Big Music from Wales

In their hey day, Welsh band The Alarm suffered from U2 comparisons. There wasn’t an interview, or review, that wouldn’t mention their Irish contemporaries. Though succesful in their own right, they didn’t quite make it, and the band fizzled out…

Achtung, les fans francophones

Congratulations to U2achtung.com, who have redesigned and are looking very pretty today.

U2 up for sweeps?

PageSix.com Celeb News predicts: Brace yourself. Because tonight, an 800-pound, broom-toting gorilla named U2 is out of its cage, and it’s gonna sweep all seven of the awards it’s up for. Meanwhile, Grammy.com reports from the rehearsals: … Bono adding…

Best. Best. Best.

Best Guitar Band. Best Rock Guitarist. Best Bassist. U2 strike gold at the Gibson Guitar Awards 2002. The winners were announced at a luncheon on Tuesday, February 26th. U2 were unable to attend.

Filling a god shaped hole

It’s Grammy time, and Twincities.com’s pop music writer Jim Walsh predicts tomorrow’s headline, looking back at 2001, and the record that became its soundtrack: You wake up every morning somewhere between Caring Deeply and Totally Giving Up. You like pop…

BO NO LO GO

We’re not sure whether ‘Bono, Bloody Bono’ is an original piece at No Logo’s website since it was written by Dave Bleakney, but posted by “Andrea”, but would like to draw your attention this criticism from the political left: Bono…

Critical, celebratory, and cool

But enough of Bono worship and politics, it’s time for some mutual masturbation. We hadn’t yet seen the excellent Womanfish.com’s (a site with a voice and a vibe we like) lovely editorial: ‘U2Log has become an indispensable source of U2…