Good ‘Evans!

And in further wacky news… let us confuse you today with a story of marriage and belly dancers.

We all know that Morleigh Steinberg, the Edge’s wife to be, danced on U2’s Zoo TV tour. You may remember she wasn’t the first belly dancer on the tour. Dancer Christina Petro had preceded her on several shows, including the indoor European leg.

Now… do a search on ‘Christina Petro‘ on Google.com, and take a good look at the first result. It clearly states:

“David Evans was born in PA about 1780 and died in Braxton County VA (WV) after 1850. He married Christina Petro.”

Which makes The Edge 222 years old, and dead-ish. And a bigamist. With a penchant for belly dancers.