Don’t believe your own press

Perhaps the band are taking the current ill informed news reports a little too seriously?
All Star writes: The album was reported to be available free to subscribers through U2’s official fan club, Propaganda, shortly before the band’s new single, “Beautiful Girl,” is released.
‘Bono, who’s this girl they’re talking about?’ ‘I don’t know, but we better get one in the studio and write the song.’