And in today’s news presented by Checkout.com it has been reported that Bono has had his brain stolen! No clues as to its whereabouts have yet been established. Will this signal the end of Bono’s deep and personal lyric writing? Will they now resort to cliched love songs inspired by Celine Dion?

Please if anyone knows the wherabouts of Bono’s brain please mail it to:
Bono
Dublin,
Ireland

….Did you perhaps look in your laptop case Bono?