REVEALED: MULLEN JR A GENETIC EXPERIMENT
U2Log can exclusively reveal the secret behind U2 drummer Larry Mullen Jr’s seeming eternal youth: he has been consistently cloned and recloned over the band’s career. In a pioneering method now used to grow human ears on lab mice, new Mullen Jrs have been cultured and grown on the backs of other U2 members during non-touring periods. This scrap of evidence was retrieved from the incinerator at Principle Management Laboratories.

Further proof can be seen on the cover of All that you can’t leave behind, where Mullen Jr 10.6 can be clearly seen growing from Bono’s back.