Like Hot Press before them, WENN, ‘showbiz gossip press agency’ has fallen for our ‘Promo Bono’ prank.

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Now available for this item, a $12,99 vocal upgrade. New promo speak includes: ‘We have 11 good reasons to tour’, and ‘I am a spoiled rock star. I am overpaid, over-nourished and overdressed.‘