THE ORACLE KNOWS ALL

The latest email from U2.com notifies us about this soon to happen update to the official site.
“Shortly, The Oracle is born. Dubbed the ‘surreal thing’, you can ask The Oracle anything at all about U2 and you will get an immediate answer. Of sorts!”

Wonder what an oracle is? Well we checked out the Floaty Pen Oracle to find out and then posed the following question to test its greatness.
“Will the all new oracle at U2.com be precise and informative in its automated answers regarding questions of a U2ey nature”. The answer thankfully and amazingly was an almighty “YES”