BEAUCOUP FISHY

So our Welshman-loving heads turned yesterday when YouTwo.net published a rumor (from u2tomorrow.de) that a German version of the “Elevation” single would contain a “Discotheque” remix by dance music godheads Underworld. Last we’d heard, the super-duper-secret never-released Underworld U2 remix was “Mofo” — indeed, Karl Hyde said so himself (while also revealing a past never-to-be collaboration with R.E.M.). But then we did some searching, and a dive through YouTwo.net’s archives released this little gem from the summer of ’97, mentioning “several tracks”… in any event, one may not want to get one’s glow-stickin’ hopes up, though this humble blogger is salivating at the mere thought of “Dubnobasswithmybonoman.”