BONO TEACHES BLAIR TO STAND AND DELIVER

…another Labour victory? The Mirror reveals how Bono made fidgeting an election strategy.

“Bono and Blair discussed Third World problems, then Bono said: “The trouble with politicians is that they never know how to stand when they deliver a speech.” He then gave a demonstration.
The technique involves putting one foot in front of the other and moving about quite a lot. Bono assured Blair, who was once a guitarist in The Ugly Rumours, that it was one way to get the youth vote – and with that a star was born.”

“No, Tony, if you lift your right leg, you’ll lean to the left…”