CHELSEA DIDN’T SCORE

Last week, the ultimate gossip e-rag ‘Popbitch‘ (hours of guilty entertainment) printed a rather unlikely story about a Bono & Chelsea Clinton liaison. This week they retract the story and come up with the following: The official explanation of the intimate evening that Chelsea Clinton and Bono spent together is that they were discussing the Northern Ireland peace process. “Chelsea wrote her thesis on the subject and Bono was interested to get her perspective on the situation.”