RONAN, YOU DON’T LEAVE ‘m breathless ‘EM

Several sources report how U2 got a fit of the giggles when Ronan Keating suggested he support the band on tour.

We think part of the story was omitted. It should read: “Bono and the lads have been friends with him for years so they had the decency to wait until he had gone away before bursting out laughing. Then they went and gave the gig to The Corrs, who have so much more streetcred“.