Have you ever seen Bono and Australian cricketer Mark Waugh together? Unlikely. As previously reported on U2log.com, they are in fact the same person. No surprise then that Mark Waugh ‘turned down U2 tickets’ last week. So how does this uber-being do it? He runs: see him now, dashing from Delhi to London to get to the Brits in March.
And we suspect that ‘rockstar cricket moonlighting’, as pundits have dubbed the phenomenon, runs much deeper in the U2 machine. Jason Gillespie, the Australian fast bowler, is currently under investigation for masquerading as 80s Edge. And Adam Clayton (with trademark grin) is clearly in the back right of this photograph of Bono and his teammates. Come on Larry, they’re leaving you behind.