BUT BONO, YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU!

MTV.co.uk reveals that Bono has become the first man to ever turn Kylie Minogue down: when asked to perform with her on ITV, the B-Man had to refuse, as he was busy prepping the U.S. tour. The heartbroken Kylie then fled into the arms of Kermit The Frog. (You think that’s U2log.com humor, don’t you. Well, we’re honestly not making that up.)