Bono’s has alledgedly told UK magazine GQ that he has in the past paid others to beat people up, and that he himself is a head butt man. ‘That’s my specialty, the forehead.’

All around the world we at imagine fans lining up, cash wad in hand, for a taste of the man’s big head.

Of course… this being a story, you can bet your bottom dollar they got it wrong. As we were reminded by one of our readers, the original story was about Bono getting sued for hitting someone, not about him paying others to play the heavy.