Rent Boy

At last, the words we’ve all been waiting for: Bono speaks out on the tearful tragedy of… Ant & Dec’s final show?!?

“You are one of the great couples of our age.”

Ahem. Is it just us, or has Bono rapidly become a press-release Rent-A-Quote machine? In bookstores in time for Christmas — MAD LIBS: THE BONO CELEBRITY EDITION…

“Mr. (name of b-list film star) is one of the (laudatory adjective) (plural occupation) of the (number) Century. My (bodily organ) swells with (emotion).” It’s hours of fun at your next party or get-together! (All profits to be donated to the Irish Rock Stars Against Male Pattern Baldness And Third World Debt Foundation.)

(Thanks to Kay-Z for the link)