Fat Chance

Following up on our earlier story about the latest terror to hit post offices, we present to you the @U2.com Poll — vote for the incarnation of Bono that you think should end up on Ireland’s Oct. 2002 stamp. We remind you that your vote doesn’t even remotely count towards the government’s decision (like all good democracy) — it’s all in fun. At the last hand recount, “Elevation Bono” was winning, with “The Fly” a respectable second. Who wants to stack the deck for the mullet? Not us. But come on, folks, must we really memorialize the paunch and the weave…?