Bowl movements

Paul J. Wills Sr. hates U2. All of ’em, but Bono in particular. Below we reprint a letter from today’s Chicago Sun-Times.

“The halftime show put on during the Super Bowl was heart-moving and a
disgrace. The disgrace I’m talking about is the un-American band with
its anti-American lead singer Bone Head, or Bono.”

“Not only was it a disgrace but a slap in the face to all Americans who have
realized their patriotic love of America. This Irish band’s front man, Bono,
has made a habit of speaking negatively about the United States and its capitalist and imperialistic ways. Quoting from the Nation/ World section (and ironically in Super Bowl Sunday’s edition) headlined ”Global trade critics bash U.S.”: It’s strange company for a singer who once railed against American imperialism in ”Bullet the Blue Sky” and whose albums regularly lambaste Western consumerism and big business.”

I am outraged and disgusted that this anti-American piece of trash was chosen and accepted the honors of playing halftime at the Super Bowl. His waving his flag-lined jacket, in a phony attempt to show support for America, must surely have been motivated by greed for American dollars and made me want to vomit.

I’m for sending this dirt bag back to Ireland and informing the American public who buys this moron’s music just what a scumbag he is. This is the
same Bono who consistently speaks out against America, and he also advocates
”debt forgiveness” for Third World Countries. This ”debt forgiveness”
would pay off any debt these Third World countries have with the International Monetary Fund, or World Bank.

Doesn’t sound too bad until you realize that the United States is the
largest contributor to the IMF, World Bank. These Third World countries
would receive ”debt relief” at the expense of American taxpayers.

I suggest that Bono and U2 give the millions of dollars they’ve surely made
off the same Americans they seem to have a hatred toward, and start sending
it out to these Third World countries that need this ”debt relief” to help
solve their money problems.

Maybe by this time next year they’ll have replaced the person or persons in
charge of hiring the halftime Super Bowl entertainment with somebody with a
brain. Hopefully, that person is American who hires another American entertainer who loves America. Hmm, maybe somebody like Ted Nugent?”

Paul J. Wills Sr., Burbank

66 thoughts on “Bowl movements

  1. heil burbank! well it seems the boys get ripped and torn between mr. whatever burbank and our man ralf :-)……..what a mess.

  2. heil burbank! well it seems the boys get ripped and torn between mr. whatever burbank and our man ralf :-)……..what a mess.

  3. So wait wait wait, I’m confused, as an American should I support our interests in imperialistic politics in South America and puppeteering so-called democracies to show my love for America? I mean I’m only a lowly student and not as “learned” as most journalists, but shouldn’t the practices of American patriotism and bravery be honored, whereas its ill-intentioned, capitalistic greed onset by powerful moguls and politicians be lambasted? I mean, MUST I swallow the entire pill at once to be a “true” American? Maybe I should support legalized segregation too, if I love America. (Or at least, until America says it’s bad. Then I can say it’s bad too.)

  4. So wait wait wait, I’m confused, as an American should I support our interests in imperialistic politics in South America and puppeteering so-called democracies to show my love for America? I mean I’m only a lowly student and not as “learned” as most journalists, but shouldn’t the practices of American patriotism and bravery be honored, whereas its ill-intentioned, capitalistic greed onset by powerful moguls and politicians be lambasted? I mean, MUST I swallow the entire pill at once to be a “true” American? Maybe I should support legalized segregation too, if I love America. (Or at least, until America says it’s bad. Then I can say it’s bad too.)

  5. He obviously didn’t watch the halftime show. He obviously hasn’t listened to the lyrics of ‘Bullet’. He obviously hasn’t listened to ATYCLB. He should probably just piss off to where he came from and stick to his pro-terroristic sentiments. Wanker.

  6. He obviously didn’t watch the halftime show. He obviously hasn’t listened to the lyrics of ‘Bullet’. He obviously hasn’t listened to ATYCLB. He should probably just piss off to where he came from and stick to his pro-terroristic sentiments. Wanker.

  7. Well, well well. Look who’s calling who bone head. I geuss all you really have to do is look at the tone. What I mean is the tone of the words that we hear from Bono and the boys and the tone of our pessimist here. Its all about intent ladies and gentlemen. I think trying to help our fellow man is a better idea than taking it all for ourselves. So put that in your hoity toity bag Wills.

  8. Well, well well. Look who’s calling who bone head. I geuss all you really have to do is look at the tone. What I mean is the tone of the words that we hear from Bono and the boys and the tone of our pessimist here. Its all about intent ladies and gentlemen. I think trying to help our fellow man is a better idea than taking it all for ourselves. So put that in your hoity toity bag Wills.

  9. Ignorance breeds discontent. Maybe if Mr. Wills educated himself about his own country’s political and economic policies, he would better understand the hypcratic realities that people such as Bono, must contend with.

  10. Ignorance breeds discontent. Maybe if Mr. Wills educated himself about his own country’s political and economic policies, he would better understand the hypcratic realities that people such as Bono, must contend with.

  11. Ignorance breeds discontent. Maybe if Mr. Wills educated himself about his own country’s political and economic policies, he would better understand the hypcratic realities that people such as Bono, must contend with.

  12. Ignorance breeds discontent. Maybe if Mr. Wills educated himself about his own country’s political and economic policies, he would better understand the hypcratic realities that people such as Bono, must contend with.

  13. Ignorance breeds discontent. Maybe if Mr. Wills educated himself about his own country’s political and economic policies, he would better understand the hypcratic realities that people such as Bono, must contend with.

  14. Ignorance breeds discontent. Maybe if Mr. Wills educated himself about his own country’s political and economic policies, he would better understand the hypcratic realities that people such as Bono, must contend with.

  15. I think we’re all ignoring the obvious question here, which is this: who convinces Larry to wear that mesh shirt? Do you suppose his black t shirts feel betrayed?

  16. I think we’re all ignoring the obvious question here, which is this: who convinces Larry to wear that mesh shirt? Do you suppose his black t shirts feel betrayed?

  17. Does that jack monkey realize that Bono has never said that he hates Americans or even implied it? U2 may disagree with some U.S. military policies from the 80’s, but they clearly have a love affair going with America. This is obvious with songs like “In God’s Country”, “Heartland”,
    “Miami” (beneath its sarcasm is a guilty pleasure), or “New York”. I really hope that Mr.Paul J. Wills sr. has the oppurtunity to read this. Perhaps I take any jabs at U2 way too personally, but if you are going to throw verbal punches at such a relevant and passionate band, please have the facts in order. Otherwise, you just look really bad. Piss off.

  18. Does that jack monkey realize that Bono has never said that he hates Americans or even implied it? U2 may disagree with some U.S. military policies from the 80’s, but they clearly have a love affair going with America. This is obvious with songs like “In God’s Country”, “Heartland”,
    “Miami” (beneath its sarcasm is a guilty pleasure), or “New York”. I really hope that Mr.Paul J. Wills sr. has the oppurtunity to read this. Perhaps I take any jabs at U2 way too personally, but if you are going to throw verbal punches at such a relevant and passionate band, please have the facts in order. Otherwise, you just look really bad. Piss off.

  19. I was waiting for somebody in America to remember all the things U2 stands behind. We know the band actively supports Drop the Debt, Amnesty International, Greenpeace, and other movements that all directly go against American foreign policy. In fact, I found it amazingly amusing that U2 got a slot in the half-time show. Obviously Bush never saw ZooTV and all those crosses morphing into a certain Nazi symbol during Bullet the Blue Sky.

    Mind you, I’m sure U2 loves the American public and stuff, I mean, I know lots of great Americans. The politicians though, are another story sometimes. Bono and company can be confusing sometimes, though–never know when they’re being ironic or not.

  20. I was waiting for somebody in America to remember all the things U2 stands behind. We know the band actively supports Drop the Debt, Amnesty International, Greenpeace, and other movements that all directly go against American foreign policy. In fact, I found it amazingly amusing that U2 got a slot in the half-time show. Obviously Bush never saw ZooTV and all those crosses morphing into a certain Nazi symbol during Bullet the Blue Sky.

    Mind you, I’m sure U2 loves the American public and stuff, I mean, I know lots of great Americans. The politicians though, are another story sometimes. Bono and company can be confusing sometimes, though–never know when they’re being ironic or not.

  21. Let’s face it, anyone who’s not in it for the money is a liar, loser or saint. Bono is neither one, but U2 are a band, love em or hate em, that are motivated by money. Does that make them trash? Hm. No. A good band, yes. As much as people don’t like Bono’s politics, he’s done more good for more people than any American band in the past 10 years.

  22. Let’s face it, anyone who’s not in it for the money is a liar, loser or saint. Bono is neither one, but U2 are a band, love em or hate em, that are motivated by money. Does that make them trash? Hm. No. A good band, yes. As much as people don’t like Bono’s politics, he’s done more good for more people than any American band in the past 10 years.

  23. Name another band who continued to tour, addressed the tragedy of 9/11 and tried their best to pffer hope and support to its fans, and the country. Paul Wills is a schmo.

  24. Name another band who continued to tour, addressed the tragedy of 9/11 and tried their best to pffer hope and support to its fans, and the country. Paul Wills is a schmo.

  25. Name another band who continued to tour, addressed the tragedy of 9/11 and tried their best to pffer hope and support to its fans, and the country. Paul Wills is a schmo.

  26. Name another band who continued to tour, addressed the tragedy of 9/11 and tried their best to pffer hope and support to its fans, and the country. Paul Wills is a schmo.

  27. Simple metric – which one of them was invited to attend, and held spellbound, the World Economic summit, and was invited to attend Secy O’Neil’s Africa trip?

    Hint – it wasn’t Windbag Wills. Is he like the next Rush Limbaugh or what?

    Even Jessie Helms – the conservatives’ conservative loves Bono!

    Ah – ignorance – where would America be without it?

  28. Simple metric – which one of them was invited to attend, and held spellbound, the World Economic summit, and was invited to attend Secy O’Neil’s Africa trip?

    Hint – it wasn’t Windbag Wills. Is he like the next Rush Limbaugh or what?

    Even Jessie Helms – the conservatives’ conservative loves Bono!

    Ah – ignorance – where would America be without it?

  29. This guy Paul J. Wills is the biggest joke. Does he actually think any patriotic American will actually agree with is distorted view of patriotism. Get a life.

  30. This guy Paul J. Wills is the biggest joke. Does he actually think any patriotic American will actually agree with is distorted view of patriotism. Get a life.

  31. Well, I’m both a conservative in my political beliefs and an ardent U2 fan, and it seems to me that one CAN criticize the U.S. and its policy as long as one doesn’t hate the country itself – or its ideals of political, economic, and religious freedom. Bono clearly is a friend to America, even if we’ve had disagreements, and this Paul Willis guy is clearly misguided.

  32. Well, I’m both a conservative in my political beliefs and an ardent U2 fan, and it seems to me that one CAN criticize the U.S. and its policy as long as one doesn’t hate the country itself – or its ideals of political, economic, and religious freedom. Bono clearly is a friend to America, even if we’ve had disagreements, and this Paul Willis guy is clearly misguided.

  33. Paul Wills is the dad of an Air Force pilot. One can’t expect him to do anything but blindly follow.

  34. Paul Wills is the dad of an Air Force pilot. One can’t expect him to do anything but blindly follow.

  35. Yeah, I’d rather have a homophobic, womanizing, gun-toting, nazi do the superbowl and treat America right… Oh wait, I just thought of a better idea… Let’s tell Ted Nugent that Paul Wills is an atheist, homosexual, women’s rights activist who’s here to do away with the NRA and see who the more tolerant, intellegent, and human artist is, U2 or Ted… Really, truly, kiss my Texan, U2 loving ass Paul, and then never attempt to write something so pathetically misinformed again!!!

  36. Yeah, I’d rather have a homophobic, womanizing, gun-toting, nazi do the superbowl and treat America right… Oh wait, I just thought of a better idea… Let’s tell Ted Nugent that Paul Wills is an atheist, homosexual, women’s rights activist who’s here to do away with the NRA and see who the more tolerant, intellegent, and human artist is, U2 or Ted… Really, truly, kiss my Texan, U2 loving ass Paul, and then never attempt to write something so pathetically misinformed again!!!

  37. Good for you, pal! That was actually printed? what a wanker. If Bono wants to criticize (rightly so) the dirty foreign policy of America, then he can! That’s democracy! He’s a multi millionnaire because he obviously has somethings the said author doesn’t. Like the ability to levy a coherent argument. Ted Nugent! Good for you, why don’t you go grab your gun, drink a couple of Buds, hop in your pick up with your wife or..err. sister..oh, she’s both? sorry! head down to the river and lament about how horrible those liberalists done taken away yer slaves… MORON

  38. Good for you, pal! That was actually printed? what a wanker. If Bono wants to criticize (rightly so) the dirty foreign policy of America, then he can! That’s democracy! He’s a multi millionnaire because he obviously has somethings the said author doesn’t. Like the ability to levy a coherent argument. Ted Nugent! Good for you, why don’t you go grab your gun, drink a couple of Buds, hop in your pick up with your wife or..err. sister..oh, she’s both? sorry! head down to the river and lament about how horrible those liberalists done taken away yer slaves… MORON

  39. I don’t like hurling insults at perfect strangers, but I have to wonder what @*#$%reality vacuum this idiot’s been living in?!?! Bono wants developed nations to forgive third-world countries of their debt, ergo he’s anti-American because the debt relief would come at American taxpayer’s expense? And what, pork barrel spending, useless government studies on ridiculous subjects, etc. are WISE uses of our tax dollars? Wills suggests Bono send some of his own ill-gotten gains to 3rd world countries to help relieve their debt. As a matter of fact, he’s done that very thing several times, even going to places like Somalia with his wife to participate in relief efforts. Which is exactly how it came to his attention that a sum such as one million dollars, which sounds like so much, doesn’t go very far and how are these countries going to support themselves without our help if their efforts go to paying on debts that can never be satisfied because of the astronomical interest accruing on them? Check Mr. Wills’ humanitarian efforts over the last several years. I doubt seriously he’s done anything more than spew his version of American Citizenship 101 to any group of idiots too stupid to walk away from him. I could go on about the thick-headedness of this dullard, but what’s the use? One parting thought does occur to me, though. Do you, Mr. Wills, agree with EVERY policy, doctrine, and decision made by the US government? Every single one? No?… I didn’t think so;which by your definition enlists you among the American-bashing demons you loathe. Being closed-minded hypocrite doesn’t make you a better citizen; it just makes your stupidity easier for the rest of us to see. Bono & U2 (like myself) may not agree with everything our government does. That doesn’t mean we’re anti-American. It simply means we have the capacity to think on our own and not swallow all the bullsh*t our politicians feed us. You would do well to try a few independent thoughts of your own – start with small ones so it’s easier for you – and to expand your dietary intake.

  40. I don’t like hurling insults at perfect strangers, but I have to wonder what @*#$%reality vacuum this idiot’s been living in?!?! Bono wants developed nations to forgive third-world countries of their debt, ergo he’s anti-American because the debt relief would come at American taxpayer’s expense? And what, pork barrel spending, useless government studies on ridiculous subjects, etc. are WISE uses of our tax dollars? Wills suggests Bono send some of his own ill-gotten gains to 3rd world countries to help relieve their debt. As a matter of fact, he’s done that very thing several times, even going to places like Somalia with his wife to participate in relief efforts. Which is exactly how it came to his attention that a sum such as one million dollars, which sounds like so much, doesn’t go very far and how are these countries going to support themselves without our help if their efforts go to paying on debts that can never be satisfied because of the astronomical interest accruing on them? Check Mr. Wills’ humanitarian efforts over the last several years. I doubt seriously he’s done anything more than spew his version of American Citizenship 101 to any group of idiots too stupid to walk away from him. I could go on about the thick-headedness of this dullard, but what’s the use? One parting thought does occur to me, though. Do you, Mr. Wills, agree with EVERY policy, doctrine, and decision made by the US government? Every single one? No?… I didn’t think so;which by your definition enlists you among the American-bashing demons you loathe. Being closed-minded hypocrite doesn’t make you a better citizen; it just makes your stupidity easier for the rest of us to see. Bono & U2 (like myself) may not agree with everything our government does. That doesn’t mean we’re anti-American. It simply means we have the capacity to think on our own and not swallow all the bullsh*t our politicians feed us. You would do well to try a few independent thoughts of your own – start with small ones so it’s easier for you – and to expand your dietary intake.

  41. WOW…I was shocked to read this article, nevermind the realization that it was even put into print!
    Anyways…I think it is obvious that the guy is Jealous..As you can tell from his article, he lacks talent, so anyone with SO much talent AND Wisdom like U2, would make a man like that guy envious…..
    Whatever, just take comfort in knowing that this article isn’t going to change U2, and if your a true fan, and love what U2 does, what the article states is nothing but garbage.
    Thanks! And Happy U2-Is-Great-Day!!!!

  42. WOW…I was shocked to read this article, nevermind the realization that it was even put into print!
    Anyways…I think it is obvious that the guy is Jealous..As you can tell from his article, he lacks talent, so anyone with SO much talent AND Wisdom like U2, would make a man like that guy envious…..
    Whatever, just take comfort in knowing that this article isn’t going to change U2, and if your a true fan, and love what U2 does, what the article states is nothing but garbage.
    Thanks! And Happy U2-Is-Great-Day!!!!

  43. Bono and U2 have inspired love and tolerance for over 20 years. Mr. Willis has no clue to even what Bono and U2 Stand for.
    yes they have been critiacl of US foreign policies in song but they have also loved the US in song as well. They have never been antiAmerican.
    To call Bono trash is deploreable and makes me ashamed of the kind of hate that still lingers in the hearts of some people] here. I want to thank U2 for and Bono for a great job they delivererd during the superbowl. To thank them for the greatest music that God ever graced this nation and this planet with.
    The moving tribute for this fan at least will never be forgotten and was greatly appreciated.

  44. Bono and U2 have inspired love and tolerance for over 20 years. Mr. Willis has no clue to even what Bono and U2 Stand for.
    yes they have been critiacl of US foreign policies in song but they have also loved the US in song as well. They have never been antiAmerican.
    To call Bono trash is deploreable and makes me ashamed of the kind of hate that still lingers in the hearts of some people] here. I want to thank U2 for and Bono for a great job they delivererd during the superbowl. To thank them for the greatest music that God ever graced this nation and this planet with.
    The moving tribute for this fan at least will never be forgotten and was greatly appreciated.

  45. HOLY FAT CHIHUAHUAS ON A CHOCOLATE SPATULA! This pissed me off soooooo bad I can’t even start to describe it! It’s pretty obvious he has no appreciation for the great things that Bono’s done for the world, as well as the great music that U2 writes. The wanker probably has never even stopped to listen to the lyrics. My guess is, Wills (I refuse to call the arse “Mr.”) just needs someone to rant about. I know it’s a load of shite, but the fact that it was published is what makes me really angry. Bone-head my arse!

  46. HOLY FAT CHIHUAHUAS ON A CHOCOLATE SPATULA! This pissed me off soooooo bad I can’t even start to describe it! It’s pretty obvious he has no appreciation for the great things that Bono’s done for the world, as well as the great music that U2 writes. The wanker probably has never even stopped to listen to the lyrics. My guess is, Wills (I refuse to call the arse “Mr.”) just needs someone to rant about. I know it’s a load of shite, but the fact that it was published is what makes me really angry. Bone-head my arse!

  47. Thats it! Wheres my shotgun?! I may not have complete respect for the country, and im sure others feel the same way, but there is no way in hell he can consider himself completely devoted to America unless he is a dumb @$$ who cant think for himself. Arent one of the ammendments of America “Freedom of Speech”? That means we can talk just about whatever the hell we want! Even if you diss the US in front of the whole country live on tv, big whoop?! Get over it!
    Now, who wants to help me send threat notes to his house?!

  48. Thats it! Wheres my shotgun?! I may not have complete respect for the country, and im sure others feel the same way, but there is no way in hell he can consider himself completely devoted to America unless he is a dumb @$$ who cant think for himself. Arent one of the ammendments of America “Freedom of Speech”? That means we can talk just about whatever the hell we want! Even if you diss the US in front of the whole country live on tv, big whoop?! Get over it!
    Now, who wants to help me send threat notes to his house?!

  49. Non-American!? I don’t think so! Did he miss the jacket that Bono proudly shows and the pride that U2 has shown America? This guy obviously doesn’t know what the heck he is talking about. This guy needs to get a life! U2 is the best band out there. The only one who seems anti-American is this guy, send him somewhere else. Bono and the other members of U2 have more of a right to stay then this guy does. So someone, please hand this guy a life! He seriously needs one badly!!! U2 KICKS ASS 4-EVER!!!
    Love always,
    Vanessa
    U2 Diva 4-life!!!!

  50. Non-American!? I don’t think so! Did he miss the jacket that Bono proudly shows and the pride that U2 has shown America? This guy obviously doesn’t know what the heck he is talking about. This guy needs to get a life! U2 is the best band out there. The only one who seems anti-American is this guy, send him somewhere else. Bono and the other members of U2 have more of a right to stay then this guy does. So someone, please hand this guy a life! He seriously needs one badly!!! U2 KICKS ASS 4-EVER!!!
    Love always,
    Vanessa
    U2 Diva 4-life!!!!

  51. This recent show of “Americans who have realized their patriotic love of America” is only due to recents attacks on our country. Had this not happend people would be bitching and complaining just the same.

  52. This recent show of “Americans who have realized their patriotic love of America” is only due to recents attacks on our country. Had this not happend people would be bitching and complaining just the same.

  53. I find it interesting that he should call the things that U2 stands for anti-American. Perhaps he should take a look at the Declaration of Independence. If he did so (not to mention bothered to find out what U2 REALLY stands for), he’d see that many of the ideals U2 stands for were also the ideals of the founding fathers of this country. You know the part about “all men are created equal” and have rights to “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” The only difference is that U2 takes it globally. Bono speaks for the people who have no voice and don’t have such rights and opportunities.

  54. I find it interesting that he should call the things that U2 stands for anti-American. Perhaps he should take a look at the Declaration of Independence. If he did so (not to mention bothered to find out what U2 REALLY stands for), he’d see that many of the ideals U2 stands for were also the ideals of the founding fathers of this country. You know the part about “all men are created equal” and have rights to “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” The only difference is that U2 takes it globally. Bono speaks for the people who have no voice and don’t have such rights and opportunities.

  55. Well- after reading all of the responses to that ridiculous piece of “press” I can only agree with the sentiments of others who responded, AND add that collectivly we that love and respect U2 must be the most intelligent, sensitive group of people around!

  56. Well- after reading all of the responses to that ridiculous piece of “press” I can only agree with the sentiments of others who responded, AND add that collectivly we that love and respect U2 must be the most intelligent, sensitive group of people around!

  57. To me it is not the writer of a song it is how the lisener persevs it the writer just puts ther words and uless they tell you directly whast there intent for the song was then you have no write to judge it

    and i sy this an an irish girl who was born in america and grew up in america being treated becaus of who she was but the only reason people do that is becas he dont understand diffrences so alot of people from the us do that about ireland and vise versa

  58. To me it is not the writer of a song it is how the lisener persevs it the writer just puts ther words and uless they tell you directly whast there intent for the song was then you have no write to judge it

    and i sy this an an irish girl who was born in america and grew up in america being treated becaus of who she was but the only reason people do that is becas he dont understand diffrences so alot of people from the us do that about ireland and vise versa

  59. What is burning this guy’s ass? This wasn’t a U2 concert, but it sure seemed like the approval of one throughout the set. I loved every minute of it and just can’t comprehend such ludicrious statements.

    Either this guy hates the Irish or someone in the band slept with his wife. That’s the only conclusion I can come to.

    Keep it going U2 and Bono; You inspire everyone (not just American’s) to be better people.

  60. What is burning this guy’s ass? This wasn’t a U2 concert, but it sure seemed like the approval of one throughout the set. I loved every minute of it and just can’t comprehend such ludicrious statements.

    Either this guy hates the Irish or someone in the band slept with his wife. That’s the only conclusion I can come to.

    Keep it going U2 and Bono; You inspire everyone (not just American’s) to be better people.

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