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  1. ADAM: This is the last one I promise. How many members of U2 does it take…no really…Edge, go away, I’m trying to tell a joke…

    EDGE: Naomi Campbell’s over there – you’d best keep a lid on.

    LARRY: Yeah I had her last night. Snigger.

  2. ADAM: This is the last one I promise. How many members of U2 does it take…no really…Edge, go away, I’m trying to tell a joke…

    EDGE: Naomi Campbell’s over there – you’d best keep a lid on.

    LARRY: Yeah I had her last night. Snigger.

  3. Edge: That’s him, that’s the guy who threw this award at me!
    Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!!!

  4. Edge: That’s him, that’s the guy who threw this award at me!
    Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!!!

  5. Edge: That’s him! That’s the guy who threw this thing at me!
    Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!

  6. Edge: That’s him! That’s the guy who threw this thing at me!
    Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!

  7. EDGE: I am ET. ADAM: I am speaking, for once. LANOIS: I am partially hidden. BONO: (if I can cancel a billion more debt, have another chat with tony blair and go to another genoa sumit, my band might just be able to win all eight awards next time round…hmmmm….) LARRY: It’s MY band, you arse

  8. EDGE: I am ET. ADAM: I am speaking, for once. LANOIS: I am partially hidden. BONO: (if I can cancel a billion more debt, have another chat with tony blair and go to another genoa sumit, my band might just be able to win all eight awards next time round…hmmmm….) LARRY: It’s MY band, you arse

  9. I wanna give a shout out to my homies in the back. Brian “Ambient Mofo” Eno, Paul “Killa” Mcguiness, and last but not least P Diddy.

  10. I wanna give a shout out to my homies in the back. Brian “Ambient Mofo” Eno, Paul “Killa” Mcguiness, and last but not least P Diddy.

  11. Edge: Well if Bono would just shut up we could like sneak out over there and head to the Pub!
    Adam: I wish for once Larry would let us have a year off so I can hang at the Pub and watch the girls play darts!

  12. Edge: Well if Bono would just shut up we could like sneak out over there and head to the Pub!
    Adam: I wish for once Larry would let us have a year off so I can hang at the Pub and watch the girls play darts!

  13. My name is Adam, and I’ve been sober for eight years, three months. Edge will now begin pointing out the other Alcoholics Anonymous members in the audience…

  14. My name is Adam, and I’ve been sober for eight years, three months. Edge will now begin pointing out the other Alcoholics Anonymous members in the audience…

  15. #1 EDGE: “Get `em! They have our Album of the Year!” …………………………..
    #2 EDGE: “I told you Alicia Keys was high.” …………………………..
    #3 ADAM: “So you see Edge, THAT is foreshortening.” …………………….
    #4 ADAM: “Wow. I knew that Bono had an ego, but I didn’t know that it could float.” ……………………..
    #5 ADAM: “So tell me, where did you find that orgasmatron?” ………………..
    #6 EDGE: “Heheh. There’s Bob Dylan. Maybe we can ask him what the heck he was singing about.” …………………..
    #7 ADAM: “I bet you can’t hit the cheap seats.”

  16. #1 EDGE: “Get `em! They have our Album of the Year!” …………………………..
    #2 EDGE: “I told you Alicia Keys was high.” …………………………..
    #3 ADAM: “So you see Edge, THAT is foreshortening.” …………………….
    #4 ADAM: “Wow. I knew that Bono had an ego, but I didn’t know that it could float.” ……………………..
    #5 ADAM: “So tell me, where did you find that orgasmatron?” ………………..
    #6 EDGE: “Heheh. There’s Bob Dylan. Maybe we can ask him what the heck he was singing about.” …………………..
    #7 ADAM: “I bet you can’t hit the cheap seats.”

  17. EDGE: “Adam, see that Grammy voter over there in Section 214, Row 4, Seat 5? That’s the guy who voted for ‘O Brother’…”
    ADAM: “Perfect. Now if only we can set him up with Naomi…”

  18. EDGE: “Adam, see that Grammy voter over there in Section 214, Row 4, Seat 5? That’s the guy who voted for ‘O Brother’…”
    ADAM: “Perfect. Now if only we can set him up with Naomi…”

  19. Adam: Edge never went to boarding school etiquette classes like me, so he doesn’t know pointing is rude…but we’d like to thank those fans up there, too, along with everyone else who bought our record.

  20. Adam: Edge never went to boarding school etiquette classes like me, so he doesn’t know pointing is rude…but we’d like to thank those fans up there, too, along with everyone else who bought our record.

  21. EDGE: HEY! What does that say?

    ADAM: It says “Get the fuck off…NOW! Before Bono makes another long winded speech!”

    EDGE: That’s what I thought it said. Psssssst!

  22. EDGE: HEY! What does that say?

    ADAM: It says “Get the fuck off…NOW! Before Bono makes another long winded speech!”

    EDGE: That’s what I thought it said. Psssssst!

  23. No, no no, Adam!! I’ll show you again. We’re in row QQ, behind Train. There are NO MORE seats next to Britney. All the while, no one noticed Larry slowly pull out a rifle and pick off, one by one, the lesser elements of the music industry. Soon, U2 ruled over them all!! Long live the Hitman!…oh dear, got carried away there…

  24. No, no no, Adam!! I’ll show you again. We’re in row QQ, behind Train. There are NO MORE seats next to Britney. All the while, no one noticed Larry slowly pull out a rifle and pick off, one by one, the lesser elements of the music industry. Soon, U2 ruled over them all!! Long live the Hitman!…oh dear, got carried away there…

  25. Edge: Look! Adam: It’s a bird! Bono: It’s a plane! Larry: It’s another boyband’s career flying out the window!

  26. Edge: Look! Adam: It’s a bird! Bono: It’s a plane! Larry: It’s another boyband’s career flying out the window!

  27. “oh god, look, there’s that aussie chik again…” (sorry thats an inside joke for friends…)

  28. “oh god, look, there’s that aussie chik again…” (sorry thats an inside joke for friends…)

  29. Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
    Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.

  30. Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
    Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.

  31. Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
    Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.

  32. Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
    Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.

  33. The shot came from that window right at T-Bone Burnett’s head, it wasn’t us! (Maybe it WAS Larry from that look?)

  34. The shot came from that window right at T-Bone Burnett’s head, it wasn’t us! (Maybe it WAS Larry from that look?)

  35. ADAM: “I hate to admit it, but Bono really has magic fingers.”
    EDGE:”You’re out of the band. Go. NOW!!!”

  36. ADAM: “I hate to admit it, but Bono really has magic fingers.”
    EDGE:”You’re out of the band. Go. NOW!!!”

  37. Larry: “ok Bono you are F, Adam you are O, Edge can you handle A and I’ll take the D. What do you mean you don’t remember your positons? Don’t you remember anything from Sellafield?”

  38. Larry: “ok Bono you are F, Adam you are O, Edge can you handle A and I’ll take the D. What do you mean you don’t remember your positons? Don’t you remember anything from Sellafield?”

  39. Edge: Yes Adam stand there and stare at that area quickly and u will be in the magic position to talk and bono won’t interrupt it has taken a while but i have finally figured it out, nice isn’t it? now then should we tell larry?

  40. Edge: Yes Adam stand there and stare at that area quickly and u will be in the magic position to talk and bono won’t interrupt it has taken a while but i have finally figured it out, nice isn’t it? now then should we tell larry?

  41. Edge: I could be a catalogue model, dont you think?
    Adam: Don’t be daft, you great wazzock.
    Bono: My children. Bless them
    Larry: Can I go home now?

  42. Edge: I could be a catalogue model, dont you think?
    Adam: Don’t be daft, you great wazzock.
    Bono: My children. Bless them
    Larry: Can I go home now?

  43. EDGE: “Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” ……..
    ADAM: “Good God, man. Lower your arm and take a shower.”

  44. EDGE: “Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” ……..
    ADAM: “Good God, man. Lower your arm and take a shower.”

  45. Edge: Eey, is that another bottle of that special blessed WATER….
    Adam: yeah Edge, take another one!

  46. Edge: Eey, is that another bottle of that special blessed WATER….
    Adam: yeah Edge, take another one!

  47. hey, edge, man, you need to put your arm down. that deodorant aint working for you the way you’d like it to.

  48. hey, edge, man, you need to put your arm down. that deodorant aint working for you the way you’d like it to.

  49. Edge:”Hey, look! Isn’t that BP Fallon?”
    Adam:”Where? I can’t see him.”
    Edge:”Up on the balcony, in the first row!”
    Adam:”That’s the Taco Bell dog, Edge.”

  50. Edge:”Hey, look! Isn’t that BP Fallon?”
    Adam:”Where? I can’t see him.”
    Edge:”Up on the balcony, in the first row!”
    Adam:”That’s the Taco Bell dog, Edge.”

  51. Adam: Whose P. Daddy? Edge:See that guy there making out with Ali? (Bono’s Wife) Thats P. Diddy. Adam: OH! Diddy, hmm. Rattle.

  52. Adam: Whose P. Daddy? Edge:See that guy there making out with Ali? (Bono’s Wife) Thats P. Diddy. Adam: OH! Diddy, hmm. Rattle.

  53. “Adam! Now im gonna tell you for the last time, go down past that ol’ wooden building, ya hear, when ya git where a place behind all them damn weeds that’s growing, just cut behind them “they are high anyway” and TAKE YOUR PISS!! Ain’t nobody will see ya , now go on before we gotta leave!! Go on now and hurry up, we ain’t got time for your mess!!!

  54. “Adam! Now im gonna tell you for the last time, go down past that ol’ wooden building, ya hear, when ya git where a place behind all them damn weeds that’s growing, just cut behind them “they are high anyway” and TAKE YOUR PISS!! Ain’t nobody will see ya , now go on before we gotta leave!! Go on now and hurry up, we ain’t got time for your mess!!!

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