Right everybody, clap now or Bono will forever have his piece!
Right everybody, clap now or Bono will forever have his piece!
ADAM: This is the last one I promise. How many members of U2 does it take…no really…Edge, go away, I’m trying to tell a joke…
EDGE: Naomi Campbell’s over there – you’d best keep a lid on.
LARRY: Yeah I had her last night. Snigger.
ADAM: This is the last one I promise. How many members of U2 does it take…no really…Edge, go away, I’m trying to tell a joke…
EDGE: Naomi Campbell’s over there – you’d best keep a lid on.
LARRY: Yeah I had her last night. Snigger.
Look! it’s a female orgasmatron!
Look! it’s a female orgasmatron!
Edge: That’s him, that’s the guy who threw this award at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!!!
Edge: That’s him, that’s the guy who threw this award at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!!!
Edge: That’s him! That’s the guy who threw this thing at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!
Edge: That’s him! That’s the guy who threw this thing at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!
Go Grease Lightning!
Go Grease Lightning!
Larry: They call us the BIGGEST band in the world.. but jeez, even Britney is taller than us.
Larry: They call us the BIGGEST band in the world.. but jeez, even Britney is taller than us.
I see London, I see France, I see Britney’s underpants!
I see London, I see France, I see Britney’s underpants!
And that seat waaaaaaaaaay back there is where we sat after we released Unforgettable Fire…. and Pop.
And that seat waaaaaaaaaay back there is where we sat after we released Unforgettable Fire…. and Pop.
“That’s right, Adam. All of this is yours. As long as you don’t eat any fruit from THAT tree.”
“That’s right, Adam. All of this is yours. As long as you don’t eat any fruit from THAT tree.”
Larry: “Bono’s arse is bigger than moine, huh huh huh.”
Larry: “Bono’s arse is bigger than moine, huh huh huh.”
Kijk kijk nen tweedekker
Kijk kijk nen tweedekker
EDGE: I am ET. ADAM: I am speaking, for once. LANOIS: I am partially hidden. BONO: (if I can cancel a billion more debt, have another chat with tony blair and go to another genoa sumit, my band might just be able to win all eight awards next time round…hmmmm….) LARRY: It’s MY band, you arse
EDGE: I am ET. ADAM: I am speaking, for once. LANOIS: I am partially hidden. BONO: (if I can cancel a billion more debt, have another chat with tony blair and go to another genoa sumit, my band might just be able to win all eight awards next time round…hmmmm….) LARRY: It’s MY band, you arse
Larry: “These guys a real dorks…”
Larry: “These guys a real dorks…”
I wanna give a shout out to my homies in the back. Brian “Ambient Mofo” Eno, Paul “Killa” Mcguiness, and last but not least P Diddy.
I wanna give a shout out to my homies in the back. Brian “Ambient Mofo” Eno, Paul “Killa” Mcguiness, and last but not least P Diddy.
Thats the academy member that didn’t vote for us, go get him hired goons.
Thats the academy member that didn’t vote for us, go get him hired goons.
Edge: the bathroom is over there, adam. make sure they let you back in this time.
Edge: the bathroom is over there, adam. make sure they let you back in this time.
You! Bono said he wants to know if he’s buggin YOU, meathead!
You! Bono said he wants to know if he’s buggin YOU, meathead!
“Hey Adam, check out the knockers on Patti LaBelle!”
“Hey Adam, check out the knockers on Patti LaBelle!”
Edge: “Look!, it’s our flying Mirrorball Lemon!”
Edge: “Look!, it’s our flying Mirrorball Lemon!”
Edge: Well if Bono would just shut up we could like sneak out over there and head to the Pub!
Adam: I wish for once Larry would let us have a year off so I can hang at the Pub and watch the girls play darts!
Edge: Well if Bono would just shut up we could like sneak out over there and head to the Pub!
Adam: I wish for once Larry would let us have a year off so I can hang at the Pub and watch the girls play darts!
My name is Adam, and I’ve been sober for eight years, three months. Edge will now begin pointing out the other Alcoholics Anonymous members in the audience…
My name is Adam, and I’ve been sober for eight years, three months. Edge will now begin pointing out the other Alcoholics Anonymous members in the audience…
EDGE: Hey Adam pull my finger!!
EDGE: Hey Adam pull my finger!!
Well, I’ll be. That does look a lot like Elvis right there in the back row. Good eye, Edge.
Well, I’ll be. That does look a lot like Elvis right there in the back row. Good eye, Edge.
ADAM!! it’s Naomi!!!
ADAM!! it’s Naomi!!!
Larry: I gotta take a leak…
Larry: I gotta take a leak…
#1 EDGE: “Get `em! They have our Album of the Year!” …………………………..
#2 EDGE: “I told you Alicia Keys was high.” …………………………..
#3 ADAM: “So you see Edge, THAT is foreshortening.” …………………….
#4 ADAM: “Wow. I knew that Bono had an ego, but I didn’t know that it could float.” ……………………..
#5 ADAM: “So tell me, where did you find that orgasmatron?” ………………..
#6 EDGE: “Heheh. There’s Bob Dylan. Maybe we can ask him what the heck he was singing about.” …………………..
#7 ADAM: “I bet you can’t hit the cheap seats.”
#1 EDGE: “Get `em! They have our Album of the Year!” …………………………..
#2 EDGE: “I told you Alicia Keys was high.” …………………………..
#3 ADAM: “So you see Edge, THAT is foreshortening.” …………………….
#4 ADAM: “Wow. I knew that Bono had an ego, but I didn’t know that it could float.” ……………………..
#5 ADAM: “So tell me, where did you find that orgasmatron?” ………………..
#6 EDGE: “Heheh. There’s Bob Dylan. Maybe we can ask him what the heck he was singing about.” …………………..
#7 ADAM: “I bet you can’t hit the cheap seats.”
the lemon?! i thought we left that thing is south africa!
the lemon?! i thought we left that thing is south africa!
EDGE: “Adam, see that Grammy voter over there in Section 214, Row 4, Seat 5? That’s the guy who voted for ‘O Brother’…”
ADAM: “Perfect. Now if only we can set him up with Naomi…”
EDGE: “Adam, see that Grammy voter over there in Section 214, Row 4, Seat 5? That’s the guy who voted for ‘O Brother’…”
ADAM: “Perfect. Now if only we can set him up with Naomi…”
Adam: Edge never went to boarding school etiquette classes like me, so he doesn’t know pointing is rude…but we’d like to thank those fans up there, too, along with everyone else who bought our record.
Adam: Edge never went to boarding school etiquette classes like me, so he doesn’t know pointing is rude…but we’d like to thank those fans up there, too, along with everyone else who bought our record.
EDGE: HEY! What does that say?
ADAM: It says “Get the fuck off…NOW! Before Bono makes another long winded speech!”
EDGE: That’s what I thought it said. Psssssst!
EDGE: HEY! What does that say?
ADAM: It says “Get the fuck off…NOW! Before Bono makes another long winded speech!”
EDGE: That’s what I thought it said. Psssssst!
No, no no, Adam!! I’ll show you again. We’re in row QQ, behind Train. There are NO MORE seats next to Britney. All the while, no one noticed Larry slowly pull out a rifle and pick off, one by one, the lesser elements of the music industry. Soon, U2 ruled over them all!! Long live the Hitman!…oh dear, got carried away there…
No, no no, Adam!! I’ll show you again. We’re in row QQ, behind Train. There are NO MORE seats next to Britney. All the while, no one noticed Larry slowly pull out a rifle and pick off, one by one, the lesser elements of the music industry. Soon, U2 ruled over them all!! Long live the Hitman!…oh dear, got carried away there…
Edge: Look! Adam: It’s a bird! Bono: It’s a plane! Larry: It’s another boyband’s career flying out the window!
Edge: Look! Adam: It’s a bird! Bono: It’s a plane! Larry: It’s another boyband’s career flying out the window!
“oh god, look, there’s that aussie chik again…” (sorry thats an inside joke for friends…)
“oh god, look, there’s that aussie chik again…” (sorry thats an inside joke for friends…)
Edge: I like cheese and licorice with a grammy.
Edge: I like cheese and licorice with a grammy.
“OK, one last time. These awards are small. But the ones over there, are far away. Small… far away.”
“OK, one last time. These awards are small. But the ones over there, are far away. Small… far away.”
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
The shot came from that window right at T-Bone Burnett’s head, it wasn’t us! (Maybe it WAS Larry from that look?)
The shot came from that window right at T-Bone Burnett’s head, it wasn’t us! (Maybe it WAS Larry from that look?)
We kindly accept this award on behalf of POP.
We kindly accept this award on behalf of POP.
Alright Adam, GO LONG!
Alright Adam, GO LONG!
Thar she blows! The Great White Whale!!… oh, sorry, that’s just Billy Joel.
Thar she blows! The Great White Whale!!… oh, sorry, that’s just Billy Joel.
Not really a caption, but a question. Anyone know where Bono’s hands are?
Not really a caption, but a question. Anyone know where Bono’s hands are?
ADAM: “I hate to admit it, but Bono really has magic fingers.”
EDGE:”You’re out of the band. Go. NOW!!!”
ADAM: “I hate to admit it, but Bono really has magic fingers.”
EDGE:”You’re out of the band. Go. NOW!!!”
Larry: “ok Bono you are F, Adam you are O, Edge can you handle A and I’ll take the D. What do you mean you don’t remember your positons? Don’t you remember anything from Sellafield?”
Larry: “ok Bono you are F, Adam you are O, Edge can you handle A and I’ll take the D. What do you mean you don’t remember your positons? Don’t you remember anything from Sellafield?”
Edge: Yes Adam stand there and stare at that area quickly and u will be in the magic position to talk and bono won’t interrupt it has taken a while but i have finally figured it out, nice isn’t it? now then should we tell larry?
Edge: Yes Adam stand there and stare at that area quickly and u will be in the magic position to talk and bono won’t interrupt it has taken a while but i have finally figured it out, nice isn’t it? now then should we tell larry?
ADAM: “We’re not the bloody Bee Gees, Edge. Cut it out.”
ADAM: “We’re not the bloody Bee Gees, Edge. Cut it out.”
Edge: I could be a catalogue model, dont you think?
Adam: Don’t be daft, you great wazzock.
Bono: My children. Bless them
Larry: Can I go home now?
Edge: I could be a catalogue model, dont you think?
Adam: Don’t be daft, you great wazzock.
Bono: My children. Bless them
Larry: Can I go home now?
Edge: Look, I can see my house from here!
Edge: Look, I can see my house from here!
EDGE: “Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” ……..
ADAM: “Good God, man. Lower your arm and take a shower.”
EDGE: “Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” ……..
ADAM: “Good God, man. Lower your arm and take a shower.”
Edge: Eey, is that another bottle of that special blessed WATER….
Adam: yeah Edge, take another one!
Edge: Eey, is that another bottle of that special blessed WATER….
Adam: yeah Edge, take another one!
hey, edge, man, you need to put your arm down. that deodorant aint working for you the way you’d like it to.
hey, edge, man, you need to put your arm down. that deodorant aint working for you the way you’d like it to.
look, over there…
it’s someone smaller than bono !!!
look, over there…
it’s someone smaller than bono !!!
Edge:”Hey, look! Isn’t that BP Fallon?”
Adam:”Where? I can’t see him.”
Edge:”Up on the balcony, in the first row!”
Adam:”That’s the Taco Bell dog, Edge.”
Edge:”Hey, look! Isn’t that BP Fallon?”
Adam:”Where? I can’t see him.”
Edge:”Up on the balcony, in the first row!”
Adam:”That’s the Taco Bell dog, Edge.”
Look at Patti LaBelle BOOBS! Their HUGE man!!!
Look at Patti LaBelle BOOBS! Their HUGE man!!!
Adam: Whose P. Daddy? Edge:See that guy there making out with Ali? (Bono’s Wife) Thats P. Diddy. Adam: OH! Diddy, hmm. Rattle.
Adam: Whose P. Daddy? Edge:See that guy there making out with Ali? (Bono’s Wife) Thats P. Diddy. Adam: OH! Diddy, hmm. Rattle.
“Adam! Now im gonna tell you for the last time, go down past that ol’ wooden building, ya hear, when ya git where a place behind all them damn weeds that’s growing, just cut behind them “they are high anyway” and TAKE YOUR PISS!! Ain’t nobody will see ya , now go on before we gotta leave!! Go on now and hurry up, we ain’t got time for your mess!!!
“Adam! Now im gonna tell you for the last time, go down past that ol’ wooden building, ya hear, when ya git where a place behind all them damn weeds that’s growing, just cut behind them “they are high anyway” and TAKE YOUR PISS!! Ain’t nobody will see ya , now go on before we gotta leave!! Go on now and hurry up, we ain’t got time for your mess!!!
Right everybody, clap now or Bono will forever have his piece!
Right everybody, clap now or Bono will forever have his piece!
ADAM: This is the last one I promise. How many members of U2 does it take…no really…Edge, go away, I’m trying to tell a joke…
EDGE: Naomi Campbell’s over there – you’d best keep a lid on.
LARRY: Yeah I had her last night. Snigger.
ADAM: This is the last one I promise. How many members of U2 does it take…no really…Edge, go away, I’m trying to tell a joke…
EDGE: Naomi Campbell’s over there – you’d best keep a lid on.
LARRY: Yeah I had her last night. Snigger.
Look! it’s a female orgasmatron!
Look! it’s a female orgasmatron!
Edge: That’s him, that’s the guy who threw this award at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!!!
Edge: That’s him, that’s the guy who threw this award at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!!!
Edge: That’s him! That’s the guy who threw this thing at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!
Edge: That’s him! That’s the guy who threw this thing at me!
Adam: You silly, that’s Paul McGuinness!
Go Grease Lightning!
Go Grease Lightning!
Larry: They call us the BIGGEST band in the world.. but jeez, even Britney is taller than us.
Larry: They call us the BIGGEST band in the world.. but jeez, even Britney is taller than us.
I see London, I see France, I see Britney’s underpants!
I see London, I see France, I see Britney’s underpants!
And that seat waaaaaaaaaay back there is where we sat after we released Unforgettable Fire…. and Pop.
And that seat waaaaaaaaaay back there is where we sat after we released Unforgettable Fire…. and Pop.
“That’s right, Adam. All of this is yours. As long as you don’t eat any fruit from THAT tree.”
“That’s right, Adam. All of this is yours. As long as you don’t eat any fruit from THAT tree.”
Larry: “Bono’s arse is bigger than moine, huh huh huh.”
Larry: “Bono’s arse is bigger than moine, huh huh huh.”
Kijk kijk nen tweedekker
Kijk kijk nen tweedekker
EDGE: I am ET. ADAM: I am speaking, for once. LANOIS: I am partially hidden. BONO: (if I can cancel a billion more debt, have another chat with tony blair and go to another genoa sumit, my band might just be able to win all eight awards next time round…hmmmm….) LARRY: It’s MY band, you arse
EDGE: I am ET. ADAM: I am speaking, for once. LANOIS: I am partially hidden. BONO: (if I can cancel a billion more debt, have another chat with tony blair and go to another genoa sumit, my band might just be able to win all eight awards next time round…hmmmm….) LARRY: It’s MY band, you arse
Larry: “These guys a real dorks…”
Larry: “These guys a real dorks…”
I wanna give a shout out to my homies in the back. Brian “Ambient Mofo” Eno, Paul “Killa” Mcguiness, and last but not least P Diddy.
I wanna give a shout out to my homies in the back. Brian “Ambient Mofo” Eno, Paul “Killa” Mcguiness, and last but not least P Diddy.
Thats the academy member that didn’t vote for us, go get him hired goons.
Thats the academy member that didn’t vote for us, go get him hired goons.
Edge: the bathroom is over there, adam. make sure they let you back in this time.
Edge: the bathroom is over there, adam. make sure they let you back in this time.
You! Bono said he wants to know if he’s buggin YOU, meathead!
You! Bono said he wants to know if he’s buggin YOU, meathead!
“Hey Adam, check out the knockers on Patti LaBelle!”
“Hey Adam, check out the knockers on Patti LaBelle!”
Edge: “Look!, it’s our flying Mirrorball Lemon!”
Edge: “Look!, it’s our flying Mirrorball Lemon!”
Edge: Well if Bono would just shut up we could like sneak out over there and head to the Pub!
Adam: I wish for once Larry would let us have a year off so I can hang at the Pub and watch the girls play darts!
Edge: Well if Bono would just shut up we could like sneak out over there and head to the Pub!
Adam: I wish for once Larry would let us have a year off so I can hang at the Pub and watch the girls play darts!
My name is Adam, and I’ve been sober for eight years, three months. Edge will now begin pointing out the other Alcoholics Anonymous members in the audience…
My name is Adam, and I’ve been sober for eight years, three months. Edge will now begin pointing out the other Alcoholics Anonymous members in the audience…
EDGE: Hey Adam pull my finger!!
EDGE: Hey Adam pull my finger!!
Well, I’ll be. That does look a lot like Elvis right there in the back row. Good eye, Edge.
Well, I’ll be. That does look a lot like Elvis right there in the back row. Good eye, Edge.
ADAM!! it’s Naomi!!!
ADAM!! it’s Naomi!!!
Larry: I gotta take a leak…
Larry: I gotta take a leak…
#1 EDGE: “Get `em! They have our Album of the Year!” …………………………..
#2 EDGE: “I told you Alicia Keys was high.” …………………………..
#3 ADAM: “So you see Edge, THAT is foreshortening.” …………………….
#4 ADAM: “Wow. I knew that Bono had an ego, but I didn’t know that it could float.” ……………………..
#5 ADAM: “So tell me, where did you find that orgasmatron?” ………………..
#6 EDGE: “Heheh. There’s Bob Dylan. Maybe we can ask him what the heck he was singing about.” …………………..
#7 ADAM: “I bet you can’t hit the cheap seats.”
#1 EDGE: “Get `em! They have our Album of the Year!” …………………………..
#2 EDGE: “I told you Alicia Keys was high.” …………………………..
#3 ADAM: “So you see Edge, THAT is foreshortening.” …………………….
#4 ADAM: “Wow. I knew that Bono had an ego, but I didn’t know that it could float.” ……………………..
#5 ADAM: “So tell me, where did you find that orgasmatron?” ………………..
#6 EDGE: “Heheh. There’s Bob Dylan. Maybe we can ask him what the heck he was singing about.” …………………..
#7 ADAM: “I bet you can’t hit the cheap seats.”
the lemon?! i thought we left that thing is south africa!
the lemon?! i thought we left that thing is south africa!
EDGE: “Adam, see that Grammy voter over there in Section 214, Row 4, Seat 5? That’s the guy who voted for ‘O Brother’…”
ADAM: “Perfect. Now if only we can set him up with Naomi…”
EDGE: “Adam, see that Grammy voter over there in Section 214, Row 4, Seat 5? That’s the guy who voted for ‘O Brother’…”
ADAM: “Perfect. Now if only we can set him up with Naomi…”
Adam: Edge never went to boarding school etiquette classes like me, so he doesn’t know pointing is rude…but we’d like to thank those fans up there, too, along with everyone else who bought our record.
Adam: Edge never went to boarding school etiquette classes like me, so he doesn’t know pointing is rude…but we’d like to thank those fans up there, too, along with everyone else who bought our record.
EDGE: HEY! What does that say?
ADAM: It says “Get the fuck off…NOW! Before Bono makes another long winded speech!”
EDGE: That’s what I thought it said. Psssssst!
EDGE: HEY! What does that say?
ADAM: It says “Get the fuck off…NOW! Before Bono makes another long winded speech!”
EDGE: That’s what I thought it said. Psssssst!
No, no no, Adam!! I’ll show you again. We’re in row QQ, behind Train. There are NO MORE seats next to Britney. All the while, no one noticed Larry slowly pull out a rifle and pick off, one by one, the lesser elements of the music industry. Soon, U2 ruled over them all!! Long live the Hitman!…oh dear, got carried away there…
No, no no, Adam!! I’ll show you again. We’re in row QQ, behind Train. There are NO MORE seats next to Britney. All the while, no one noticed Larry slowly pull out a rifle and pick off, one by one, the lesser elements of the music industry. Soon, U2 ruled over them all!! Long live the Hitman!…oh dear, got carried away there…
Edge: Look! Adam: It’s a bird! Bono: It’s a plane! Larry: It’s another boyband’s career flying out the window!
Edge: Look! Adam: It’s a bird! Bono: It’s a plane! Larry: It’s another boyband’s career flying out the window!
“oh god, look, there’s that aussie chik again…” (sorry thats an inside joke for friends…)
“oh god, look, there’s that aussie chik again…” (sorry thats an inside joke for friends…)
Edge: I like cheese and licorice with a grammy.
Edge: I like cheese and licorice with a grammy.
“OK, one last time. These awards are small. But the ones over there, are far away. Small… far away.”
“OK, one last time. These awards are small. But the ones over there, are far away. Small… far away.”
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
Edge: There’s someone who hasn’t seen our biggest instrument.
Adam: Well being frank Dave, LA ’97 if I recall correctly. Hmmm, yes indeed.
The shot came from that window right at T-Bone Burnett’s head, it wasn’t us! (Maybe it WAS Larry from that look?)
The shot came from that window right at T-Bone Burnett’s head, it wasn’t us! (Maybe it WAS Larry from that look?)
We kindly accept this award on behalf of POP.
We kindly accept this award on behalf of POP.
Alright Adam, GO LONG!
Alright Adam, GO LONG!
Thar she blows! The Great White Whale!!… oh, sorry, that’s just Billy Joel.
Thar she blows! The Great White Whale!!… oh, sorry, that’s just Billy Joel.
Not really a caption, but a question. Anyone know where Bono’s hands are?
Not really a caption, but a question. Anyone know where Bono’s hands are?
ADAM: “I hate to admit it, but Bono really has magic fingers.”
EDGE:”You’re out of the band. Go. NOW!!!”
ADAM: “I hate to admit it, but Bono really has magic fingers.”
EDGE:”You’re out of the band. Go. NOW!!!”
Larry: “ok Bono you are F, Adam you are O, Edge can you handle A and I’ll take the D. What do you mean you don’t remember your positons? Don’t you remember anything from Sellafield?”
Larry: “ok Bono you are F, Adam you are O, Edge can you handle A and I’ll take the D. What do you mean you don’t remember your positons? Don’t you remember anything from Sellafield?”
Edge: Yes Adam stand there and stare at that area quickly and u will be in the magic position to talk and bono won’t interrupt it has taken a while but i have finally figured it out, nice isn’t it? now then should we tell larry?
Edge: Yes Adam stand there and stare at that area quickly and u will be in the magic position to talk and bono won’t interrupt it has taken a while but i have finally figured it out, nice isn’t it? now then should we tell larry?
ADAM: “We’re not the bloody Bee Gees, Edge. Cut it out.”
ADAM: “We’re not the bloody Bee Gees, Edge. Cut it out.”
Edge: I could be a catalogue model, dont you think?
Adam: Don’t be daft, you great wazzock.
Bono: My children. Bless them
Larry: Can I go home now?
Edge: I could be a catalogue model, dont you think?
Adam: Don’t be daft, you great wazzock.
Bono: My children. Bless them
Larry: Can I go home now?
Edge: Look, I can see my house from here!
Edge: Look, I can see my house from here!
EDGE: “Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” ……..
ADAM: “Good God, man. Lower your arm and take a shower.”
EDGE: “Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” ……..
ADAM: “Good God, man. Lower your arm and take a shower.”
Edge: Eey, is that another bottle of that special blessed WATER….
Adam: yeah Edge, take another one!
Edge: Eey, is that another bottle of that special blessed WATER….
Adam: yeah Edge, take another one!
hey, edge, man, you need to put your arm down. that deodorant aint working for you the way you’d like it to.
hey, edge, man, you need to put your arm down. that deodorant aint working for you the way you’d like it to.
look, over there…
it’s someone smaller than bono !!!
look, over there…
it’s someone smaller than bono !!!
Edge:”Hey, look! Isn’t that BP Fallon?”
Adam:”Where? I can’t see him.”
Edge:”Up on the balcony, in the first row!”
Adam:”That’s the Taco Bell dog, Edge.”
Edge:”Hey, look! Isn’t that BP Fallon?”
Adam:”Where? I can’t see him.”
Edge:”Up on the balcony, in the first row!”
Adam:”That’s the Taco Bell dog, Edge.”
Look at Patti LaBelle BOOBS! Their HUGE man!!!
Look at Patti LaBelle BOOBS! Their HUGE man!!!
Adam: Whose P. Daddy? Edge:See that guy there making out with Ali? (Bono’s Wife) Thats P. Diddy. Adam: OH! Diddy, hmm. Rattle.
Adam: Whose P. Daddy? Edge:See that guy there making out with Ali? (Bono’s Wife) Thats P. Diddy. Adam: OH! Diddy, hmm. Rattle.
“Adam! Now im gonna tell you for the last time, go down past that ol’ wooden building, ya hear, when ya git where a place behind all them damn weeds that’s growing, just cut behind them “they are high anyway” and TAKE YOUR PISS!! Ain’t nobody will see ya , now go on before we gotta leave!! Go on now and hurry up, we ain’t got time for your mess!!!
“Adam! Now im gonna tell you for the last time, go down past that ol’ wooden building, ya hear, when ya git where a place behind all them damn weeds that’s growing, just cut behind them “they are high anyway” and TAKE YOUR PISS!! Ain’t nobody will see ya , now go on before we gotta leave!! Go on now and hurry up, we ain’t got time for your mess!!!