Side Swipe

April at Understandishable has written a hilariously excoriating attack on Bono. It’s even got a diagram (to accompany the memorable quote “It’s like he’s too cool to stand up straight or something”). We nearly peed we were laughing so hard…

(The usual standards of human decency apply — please do not flame her for having an opinion which differs from your own. We shouldn’t have to say that, you know.) ( And thanks, Kevin.)

UPDATE: This piece is no longer available.


If you’d like us to continue to offer you good links, covering a wide range of views, some restraint in your behaviour would be appreciated. Flaming people for having a different opinion is not good nettiquette.

152 thoughts on “Side Swipe

  1. Just remember that more than 98% of the human race falls most ungracefully in the blissfully ignorant and utterly idiotic piece of the intelligence pie. This girl apparently likes to pick easy targets for her bile… It’s easy to pick at people who are trying than it is for someone who can’t come up with something PROACTIVE rather than the bile she spews.

    I believe in Bono’s work. So many people are cynical in this world, we don’t need another critic like Miss Prissy Nothing Constructive To Say … but more Bonos… more people who risk looking like a fool even to bring good causes to light…

    Love you all.

    Glitter*man

  2. Just remember that more than 98% of the human race falls most ungracefully in the blissfully ignorant and utterly idiotic piece of the intelligence pie. This girl apparently likes to pick easy targets for her bile… It’s easy to pick at people who are trying than it is for someone who can’t come up with something PROACTIVE rather than the bile she spews.

    I believe in Bono’s work. So many people are cynical in this world, we don’t need another critic like Miss Prissy Nothing Constructive To Say … but more Bonos… more people who risk looking like a fool even to bring good causes to light…

    Love you all.

    Glitter*man

  3. thanks for the link, and DOUBLE THANKS for HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR. 🙂 it’s hilarious the amount of hate mail i’ve gotten over a few paragraphs i wrote about some rock singer, and weeks afterward it just keeps coming. like this gem here:

    “U R SO FUCKIN’STUPID!!WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R U STUPID SOBTHAT YOU CAN TALK ABOUT BONO THAT WAY,U KNOW SHIT, SO GO GET A LIFE, GET LAID MAYBE IF U R LUCKY AND QUIT TALKING ANOUT THING U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!SHIT, HOW STUPID CAN A MAN BE?”

    it’s also funny when people (like the guy above) call me “idiotic” and “prissy” or whatever simply because i don’t like this guy, all the while praising mr. bono for his openmindedness & humanity. OH THE DELICIOUS IRONY!

    anyway, thanks for laughing…and by the way, my name is april, not “amy”. cheers! 🙂

  4. thanks for the link, and DOUBLE THANKS for HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR. 🙂 it’s hilarious the amount of hate mail i’ve gotten over a few paragraphs i wrote about some rock singer, and weeks afterward it just keeps coming. like this gem here:

    “U R SO FUCKIN’STUPID!!WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R U STUPID SOBTHAT YOU CAN TALK ABOUT BONO THAT WAY,U KNOW SHIT, SO GO GET A LIFE, GET LAID MAYBE IF U R LUCKY AND QUIT TALKING ANOUT THING U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!SHIT, HOW STUPID CAN A MAN BE?”

    it’s also funny when people (like the guy above) call me “idiotic” and “prissy” or whatever simply because i don’t like this guy, all the while praising mr. bono for his openmindedness & humanity. OH THE DELICIOUS IRONY!

    anyway, thanks for laughing…and by the way, my name is april, not “amy”. cheers! 🙂

  5. okay, wait…nevermind. NO thanks for the link. (ha ha.) i’ve gotten so much hate mail in just the past few hours that i think i’m close to reaching my mail quota…

  6. okay, wait…nevermind. NO thanks for the link. (ha ha.) i’ve gotten so much hate mail in just the past few hours that i think i’m close to reaching my mail quota…

  7. This opinion piece was pretty lame. BTW, Bono doesn’t write headlines or design covers. Grand total of covers with Bono which have directly referenced global debt relief–1. Dig a little deeper next time.

  8. This opinion piece was pretty lame. BTW, Bono doesn’t write headlines or design covers. Grand total of covers with Bono which have directly referenced global debt relief–1. Dig a little deeper next time.

  9. sure i disagree with her on everything in her piece, but shes obviously a good writer and has a sense of humour, just because i dont think shes right doesnt mean i have to abuse her. Bono to me is a truly great person and a brilliant musician, but does that mean i have to make everyone think so?

  10. sure i disagree with her on everything in her piece, but shes obviously a good writer and has a sense of humour, just because i dont think shes right doesnt mean i have to abuse her. Bono to me is a truly great person and a brilliant musician, but does that mean i have to make everyone think so?

  11. THANK YOU ANDREW. i wish every U2 fan felt like you did, however, i had to take down the peice because the hate mail was overflowing my mail server. sorry.

  12. THANK YOU ANDREW. i wish every U2 fan felt like you did, however, i had to take down the peice because the hate mail was overflowing my mail server. sorry.

  13. can you post your bit here? as much as i love u2, i also love to read well written comments about themm… taa.

  14. can you post your bit here? as much as i love u2, i also love to read well written comments about themm… taa.

  15. So she is getting hate mail this amy- april chick huh? Well, what comes around goes around I guess. She wants to bash Bono for no reason really, fine, it’s her opinion, but others should also be able to send her their opinions of her. I challenge her to keep the piece up on her site and continue to take the heat….Bono has to do it everyday.

  16. So she is getting hate mail this amy- april chick huh? Well, what comes around goes around I guess. She wants to bash Bono for no reason really, fine, it’s her opinion, but others should also be able to send her their opinions of her. I challenge her to keep the piece up on her site and continue to take the heat….Bono has to do it everyday.

  17. I can see both sides of the argument, some of the attacks on bono were a bit gratuitious, but at the end of the day, it’s one persons opinion, and right or wrong people have got a right to be heard,and not meaning to offend it’s author at all, i doubt bono himself will be losing any sleep over it. like i said before we can disagree but we don’t need to be insulting.

  18. I can see both sides of the argument, some of the attacks on bono were a bit gratuitious, but at the end of the day, it’s one persons opinion, and right or wrong people have got a right to be heard,and not meaning to offend it’s author at all, i doubt bono himself will be losing any sleep over it. like i said before we can disagree but we don’t need to be insulting.

  19. *Shakes head* Chris told yoos not to flame her for her opinions. Shame Shame! And now she’s taken it down before i got to read it!!
    P.S. In further news Britney Spears has just arrived in OZ. Now there’s a singer with talent!

  20. *Shakes head* Chris told yoos not to flame her for her opinions. Shame Shame! And now she’s taken it down before i got to read it!!
    P.S. In further news Britney Spears has just arrived in OZ. Now there’s a singer with talent!

  21. If she didn’t want hate mail, then she should have toned her article down some. If you can’t stand the heat, then don’t go to hell.

  22. If she didn’t want hate mail, then she should have toned her article down some. If you can’t stand the heat, then don’t go to hell.

  23. i can handle comments from people disagreeing with me, even angrily. what i (and my mail quota) CAN’T handle however is 100 emails saying things like “U R DUMB” and “U NEED TO GET LAID”. i appreciate what u2log was trying to do, and i’m glad they found it funny. i’m sorry i had to take it down, but the hit count was crazy and people were using the pictures from my site & taking bandwidth. thanks anyway, guys! 🙂

  24. i can handle comments from people disagreeing with me, even angrily. what i (and my mail quota) CAN’T handle however is 100 emails saying things like “U R DUMB” and “U NEED TO GET LAID”. i appreciate what u2log was trying to do, and i’m glad they found it funny. i’m sorry i had to take it down, but the hit count was crazy and people were using the pictures from my site & taking bandwidth. thanks anyway, guys! 🙂

  25. by the way, if you read carefully you would have noticed that the article was posted weeks ago and that the comments posted prior to the link here were civil & i had discourse going with the people who disagreed but were constructive about it.

  26. by the way, if you read carefully you would have noticed that the article was posted weeks ago and that the comments posted prior to the link here were civil & i had discourse going with the people who disagreed but were constructive about it.

  27. I’m glad somebody finally said something about how sideways bono is. For awhile I actually thought my television set was broken or something.

  28. I’m glad somebody finally said something about how sideways bono is. For awhile I actually thought my television set was broken or something.

  29. Crap, I got here too late to read the article. I want to nearly pee from laughing so hard too, damnit! April, if your mail quota is close to full, why not just remove/change all links to your email address from the page rather than taking it down entirely? I’m sorry a few (ok, a lot) of dumb people had to ruin all the fun.

  30. Crap, I got here too late to read the article. I want to nearly pee from laughing so hard too, damnit! April, if your mail quota is close to full, why not just remove/change all links to your email address from the page rather than taking it down entirely? I’m sorry a few (ok, a lot) of dumb people had to ruin all the fun.

  31. I didn’t get to read the whole article because I left my computer and by the time I came back, the article was down. I still got to read the Sideways Bono thing, and I thought that was pretty funny. However, some of the Bono-bashing came across as being uneducated. (For example, the “punk” band comment…it was totally taken out of context.) April – I don’t blame you for taking the piece down. If people are going to send hate-mail, the least they can do is make it intelligent hate-mail.

  32. I didn’t get to read the whole article because I left my computer and by the time I came back, the article was down. I still got to read the Sideways Bono thing, and I thought that was pretty funny. However, some of the Bono-bashing came across as being uneducated. (For example, the “punk” band comment…it was totally taken out of context.) April – I don’t blame you for taking the piece down. If people are going to send hate-mail, the least they can do is make it intelligent hate-mail.

  33. Humor, people. It’s a Good Thing. And besides, when one person is made out to be the rockstar messiah, SOMEONE has to pick up the slack and take the piss out of him once in awhile. And flaming just ain’t cool. You know that 🙂

  34. Humor, people. It’s a Good Thing. And besides, when one person is made out to be the rockstar messiah, SOMEONE has to pick up the slack and take the piss out of him once in awhile. And flaming just ain’t cool. You know that 🙂

  35. Its funny how people are asking her to tone it down. That would be comprimising her work and how she feels thats like Bono saying i’m alone in this world and a fudged up world it is too.

    Some people should tone down there hate mail ha.

    If someone can tell me what flaming someone achieves then i’ll change my handle to: NowIUnderstandFlamingAchievesSomething.

  36. Its funny how people are asking her to tone it down. That would be comprimising her work and how she feels thats like Bono saying i’m alone in this world and a fudged up world it is too.

    Some people should tone down there hate mail ha.

    If someone can tell me what flaming someone achieves then i’ll change my handle to: NowIUnderstandFlamingAchievesSomething.

  37. Now I love U2, i have my own U2 site for crying out loud, but I have to say I could see where April was coming from…and in answer to Kovax – people who flame don’t like hearing other people’s opinions and probably like to live in air tight bubbles, hence they achieved exactly what they wanted (see all the bold writing a the top of the page)

  38. Now I love U2, i have my own U2 site for crying out loud, but I have to say I could see where April was coming from…and in answer to Kovax – people who flame don’t like hearing other people’s opinions and probably like to live in air tight bubbles, hence they achieved exactly what they wanted (see all the bold writing a the top of the page)

  39. If we lived in a perfect world we could depend on people not to hate us when we make a mistake. However, as U2log.com warned and April has learned, we don’t live in a perfect world. We don’t have to read hate mail and post it AGAIN…just like we don’t have to read April’s humorous/poke-fun article. Please, don’t let the hate mongers win this one. If you are serious about free speech then keep the article up and don’t just rely on u2log “asking” it’s readers to not hate you. EVERYONE knows you’ll be hated…so please protect yourself and give ME the opportunity to form my own opinion of the material and have a DECENT conversation with you, April! We have the technology to DO THIS now…USE IT WISELY.

  40. If we lived in a perfect world we could depend on people not to hate us when we make a mistake. However, as U2log.com warned and April has learned, we don’t live in a perfect world. We don’t have to read hate mail and post it AGAIN…just like we don’t have to read April’s humorous/poke-fun article. Please, don’t let the hate mongers win this one. If you are serious about free speech then keep the article up and don’t just rely on u2log “asking” it’s readers to not hate you. EVERYONE knows you’ll be hated…so please protect yourself and give ME the opportunity to form my own opinion of the material and have a DECENT conversation with you, April! We have the technology to DO THIS now…USE IT WISELY.

  41. So someone misses out on reading an article about Bono and they fell like something is missing in their lives! Get over it! Funny how April had this article up for ages and as soon as u2log link it – abuse starts flying in from everywhere. Goes to show just what the typical u2 fan is like. And Karaoke, I take you up on the offer to (privately) discuss my feelings towards U2 and how I feel they are the biggest hypocrites (their Music is good though!).

  42. So someone misses out on reading an article about Bono and they fell like something is missing in their lives! Get over it! Funny how April had this article up for ages and as soon as u2log link it – abuse starts flying in from everywhere. Goes to show just what the typical u2 fan is like. And Karaoke, I take you up on the offer to (privately) discuss my feelings towards U2 and how I feel they are the biggest hypocrites (their Music is good though!).

  43. It’s only good that U2fans get to hear a critical point of view on Bono and U2 once in a while, ’cause most U2fans think that that Bono is God and can do no wrong. Reality check!!
    I still love U2 and Bono, but they can be so f’cking pretentious sometimes it makes me wanna throw up…

  44. It’s only good that U2fans get to hear a critical point of view on Bono and U2 once in a while, ’cause most U2fans think that that Bono is God and can do no wrong. Reality check!!
    I still love U2 and Bono, but they can be so f’cking pretentious sometimes it makes me wanna throw up…

  45. I can laugh with the people…I can laugh at myself. I laughed with U2 from zootv through to POP…but after POP I just couldn’t laugh about them anymore and I started crying. Because I feel noone should subject or be subjected to the kind of pressure that U2 are under as a band and as celebrities (i.e. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me).
    I wish the best for U2 and the entire organization, family, etc. etc. ect.

  46. I can laugh with the people…I can laugh at myself. I laughed with U2 from zootv through to POP…but after POP I just couldn’t laugh about them anymore and I started crying. Because I feel noone should subject or be subjected to the kind of pressure that U2 are under as a band and as celebrities (i.e. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me).
    I wish the best for U2 and the entire organization, family, etc. etc. ect.

  47. I was one of the people who wrote April about her article. I’ve posted my thoughts on other U2 boards about this as well.

    When I wrote April, I teased her in an analogous fashion that she teases everyone else on her web site. However, perhaps I was too harsh in my mocking – and I have apologized for my crass behavior. My teasing was meant in fun, but my overall message was serious.

    What irked me about April’s comments was not the fact that April disliked U2 or Bono. If that’s all she wrote, I wouldn’t have cared. It’s impossible for any artist to please everyone. I’ve long since learned to accept people not liking U2 – and I really don’t care.

    However, I was annoyed by her mocking of Bon’s VERY important work. Bono never said he was trying to “save the world” – TIME wrote that to sell more copies of their magazine. However, Bono is clearly trying to make a difference in the world – something that more of us should be doing.

    When April’s biggest attack against Bono is the weakly humorous comment about him not standing straight, it really takes the focus away from what he has done. There is a continent dying – and our beloved politicians have done NOTHING (until Bono began crusading this cause). Bono, himself, has stated how ludicrous it is for a rock star to be doing this work. But the fact is, no one else was. This is not something Bono did for a week or two to boost album sales. He has been involved in the Debt Relief program for 3 years! This has taken time away from his band (which is his source of income) as well as his family (where he has a new-born son). This is a true commitment done for a very nobel cause.

    So April, mock U2. Mock Bono. But have respect for the millions of people who will benefit by Bono’s actions. Don’t let a continent die because you don’t like how Bono mugs for the camera. As a generation, we have a chance to truly change the world, let’s not criticize those who take that challenge.

  48. I was one of the people who wrote April about her article. I’ve posted my thoughts on other U2 boards about this as well.

    When I wrote April, I teased her in an analogous fashion that she teases everyone else on her web site. However, perhaps I was too harsh in my mocking – and I have apologized for my crass behavior. My teasing was meant in fun, but my overall message was serious.

    What irked me about April’s comments was not the fact that April disliked U2 or Bono. If that’s all she wrote, I wouldn’t have cared. It’s impossible for any artist to please everyone. I’ve long since learned to accept people not liking U2 – and I really don’t care.

    However, I was annoyed by her mocking of Bon’s VERY important work. Bono never said he was trying to “save the world” – TIME wrote that to sell more copies of their magazine. However, Bono is clearly trying to make a difference in the world – something that more of us should be doing.

    When April’s biggest attack against Bono is the weakly humorous comment about him not standing straight, it really takes the focus away from what he has done. There is a continent dying – and our beloved politicians have done NOTHING (until Bono began crusading this cause). Bono, himself, has stated how ludicrous it is for a rock star to be doing this work. But the fact is, no one else was. This is not something Bono did for a week or two to boost album sales. He has been involved in the Debt Relief program for 3 years! This has taken time away from his band (which is his source of income) as well as his family (where he has a new-born son). This is a true commitment done for a very nobel cause.

    So April, mock U2. Mock Bono. But have respect for the millions of people who will benefit by Bono’s actions. Don’t let a continent die because you don’t like how Bono mugs for the camera. As a generation, we have a chance to truly change the world, let’s not criticize those who take that challenge.

  49. I thought I would give an example of why April was attacked so harshly by U2 fans. Here is a quote from her article:

    “Bono likes to go off about how U2 are a “punk band” and how they continue to “fuck up the mainstream”. Um, hello Bono – U2 IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF MAINSTREAM. You are what they call an “arena rock” band, and while I have no qualms with arena rock (my favorite band is R.E.M., after all) it is about as far from being “punk” as you can get. YOU PLAYED THE DAMN SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW, DORK. Any romantic notions you’ve had about U2 being a “punk band” should have stopped once you started getting play on adult contemporary radio stations.”

    Admittedly, this is mildly humorous. However, unlike the authors of this web site (u2log.com), I did not “nearly pee” laughing so hard from it. I guess u2log.com writers are easily amused. 😉

    How humorous the comment is becomes irrelevant when one realizes the statement is loaded with errors. April took a non-existent quote (Bono never said U2 was a “punk band” – he said they came from punk roots) and something that Bono stated approximately seven years ago, and spun a whole new paragraph from that. This is an egregious hyperbole – it is little wonder why people responded so strongly against it.

    Additionally, there was the abusive name-calling in the article. Where is the humor in that? Is calling someone a “dork” supposed to make us bowl over with fits of laughter?

    While the writers at u2log.com apparently found the article humorous, I can easily see why so many U2 fans did not. People aren’t necessarily offended by the fact that other people dislike someone or something, but rather by the way this dislike is expressed. If you demand intelligent replies to your article, then write an intelligent article without name-calling, exaggerations and USING CAPS.

  50. I thought I would give an example of why April was attacked so harshly by U2 fans. Here is a quote from her article:

    “Bono likes to go off about how U2 are a “punk band” and how they continue to “fuck up the mainstream”. Um, hello Bono – U2 IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF MAINSTREAM. You are what they call an “arena rock” band, and while I have no qualms with arena rock (my favorite band is R.E.M., after all) it is about as far from being “punk” as you can get. YOU PLAYED THE DAMN SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW, DORK. Any romantic notions you’ve had about U2 being a “punk band” should have stopped once you started getting play on adult contemporary radio stations.”

    Admittedly, this is mildly humorous. However, unlike the authors of this web site (u2log.com), I did not “nearly pee” laughing so hard from it. I guess u2log.com writers are easily amused. 😉

    How humorous the comment is becomes irrelevant when one realizes the statement is loaded with errors. April took a non-existent quote (Bono never said U2 was a “punk band” – he said they came from punk roots) and something that Bono stated approximately seven years ago, and spun a whole new paragraph from that. This is an egregious hyperbole – it is little wonder why people responded so strongly against it.

    Additionally, there was the abusive name-calling in the article. Where is the humor in that? Is calling someone a “dork” supposed to make us bowl over with fits of laughter?

    While the writers at u2log.com apparently found the article humorous, I can easily see why so many U2 fans did not. People aren’t necessarily offended by the fact that other people dislike someone or something, but rather by the way this dislike is expressed. If you demand intelligent replies to your article, then write an intelligent article without name-calling, exaggerations and USING CAPS.

  51. just got this today: …”Sent: Thu Apr 18 06:03:57 2002 Sent from: 213.8.247.32 – Name: Gloria Hewson E-mail: gloria-h@zahav.net.il This site is rad:: http://www.u2.com U didn`t hear the last of us… Next time don`t mess with U2 fans!!!! P.s: Take a good care of that site of yours…who knows…it might misteriously dissapear some day!!!”…if someone hacks my site just because i don’t like U2 i will be *very upset*

  52. just got this today: …”Sent: Thu Apr 18 06:03:57 2002 Sent from: 213.8.247.32 – Name: Gloria Hewson E-mail: gloria-h@zahav.net.il This site is rad:: http://www.u2.com U didn`t hear the last of us… Next time don`t mess with U2 fans!!!! P.s: Take a good care of that site of yours…who knows…it might misteriously dissapear some day!!!”…if someone hacks my site just because i don’t like U2 i will be *very upset*

  53. *sigh* OK, here’s our position on the matter. It’s OK if you don’t find it funny. VonB hates THE ONION, I don’t. So it goes. It’s even OK if you think it’s slightly offensive, because (a.) sometimes it’s good to be offended and (b.) that’s a rational reaction. It’s even OK, in certain extremely limited cases, to write to the author of the piece IN A CALM AND RATIONAL FASHION and open a dialogue about what you thought of the piece, as some of you have mentioned doing. IT IS NOT OK to bombard the author with hate mail that has nothing to contribute intellectually beyond “U SUX0RS” which is, honestly, the kind of crap April was catching from, we are ashamed to say, readers of this site. The bottom line is, we like Bono, and we like deflating Bono. It’s always good to have the oppositional voice out there to stop people — and their followers — from becoming too self-satisfied.

  54. *sigh* OK, here’s our position on the matter. It’s OK if you don’t find it funny. VonB hates THE ONION, I don’t. So it goes. It’s even OK if you think it’s slightly offensive, because (a.) sometimes it’s good to be offended and (b.) that’s a rational reaction. It’s even OK, in certain extremely limited cases, to write to the author of the piece IN A CALM AND RATIONAL FASHION and open a dialogue about what you thought of the piece, as some of you have mentioned doing. IT IS NOT OK to bombard the author with hate mail that has nothing to contribute intellectually beyond “U SUX0RS” which is, honestly, the kind of crap April was catching from, we are ashamed to say, readers of this site. The bottom line is, we like Bono, and we like deflating Bono. It’s always good to have the oppositional voice out there to stop people — and their followers — from becoming too self-satisfied.

  55. She got what she wanted. A few thousand people actually visited her boring piece of shit site. End of this (non) story.

  56. She got what she wanted. A few thousand people actually visited her boring piece of shit site. End of this (non) story.

  57. my question is this..why on earth did april come on here and cry about it? Fine, she has the right to write a name-calling, derogatory article over Bono if she wants to…but why shouldn’t she expect the same treatment? Bono is a person…just like she is a person..if she thinks that she deserves to be treated respectfully, why would she write such an article on another human being…one that I think is being a positive force in the world. I never wrote her, but her coming on this site and crying about it did irritate me…

  58. my question is this..why on earth did april come on here and cry about it? Fine, she has the right to write a name-calling, derogatory article over Bono if she wants to…but why shouldn’t she expect the same treatment? Bono is a person…just like she is a person..if she thinks that she deserves to be treated respectfully, why would she write such an article on another human being…one that I think is being a positive force in the world. I never wrote her, but her coming on this site and crying about it did irritate me…

  59. okay, i wasn’t *crying* – the first thing i said was “thanks for the link, glad you found it funny.” the piece was a JOKE, and very obviously so. also, it wasn’t just hate mail, it was the *amount* of it, and the fact that people are threatening to *hack* my site. i did expect people to disagree, of course – i didn’t expect, however, death threats and hackers. is that so hard to understand? like i also said, the piece has been up for a month and just after it was linked here did i start getting rabid hate mail – everything up until then disagreeing with me was angry, yes, but not *threatening*.

    phew, okay, no more about this ever. i don’t like bono, and hacking my site and/or sending me hate mail isn’t going to change my mind, surprisingly.

  60. okay, i wasn’t *crying* – the first thing i said was “thanks for the link, glad you found it funny.” the piece was a JOKE, and very obviously so. also, it wasn’t just hate mail, it was the *amount* of it, and the fact that people are threatening to *hack* my site. i did expect people to disagree, of course – i didn’t expect, however, death threats and hackers. is that so hard to understand? like i also said, the piece has been up for a month and just after it was linked here did i start getting rabid hate mail – everything up until then disagreeing with me was angry, yes, but not *threatening*.

    phew, okay, no more about this ever. i don’t like bono, and hacking my site and/or sending me hate mail isn’t going to change my mind, surprisingly.

  61. Granted April has the right to free speech, but SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE! When someone makes overly blatant inflammatory remarks they should expect the same in return. You pay for what you get. April made a huge deposit at the bank of hateful comments, and she is collecting the interest. If one thinks us hardcore U2 fans are over the top at times then consider what would have happened if that article had been about Gene Simmons and KISS. It would have been armageddon!April my advice is chalk it up to experience, and now you know what can happen if you shoot your mouth off. How would you have reacted if I wrote a similiar article about Michael Stipe? I do believe I would recieve a hate email from someone named April. Let this be a lesson to everyone actions result in consequences. There is no escape from consequences.

  62. Granted April has the right to free speech, but SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE! When someone makes overly blatant inflammatory remarks they should expect the same in return. You pay for what you get. April made a huge deposit at the bank of hateful comments, and she is collecting the interest. If one thinks us hardcore U2 fans are over the top at times then consider what would have happened if that article had been about Gene Simmons and KISS. It would have been armageddon!April my advice is chalk it up to experience, and now you know what can happen if you shoot your mouth off. How would you have reacted if I wrote a similiar article about Michael Stipe? I do believe I would recieve a hate email from someone named April. Let this be a lesson to everyone actions result in consequences. There is no escape from consequences.

  63. are you reading what i’m saying here? free speech, yes, but threatening to *hack my site* is not free speech! is that so hard to comprehend?

  64. are you reading what i’m saying here? free speech, yes, but threatening to *hack my site* is not free speech! is that so hard to comprehend?

  65. Sheesh, who knew that so many wankers were U2 fans, or vice versa? I apologize for pointing out April’s screed. As I said before, I like U2 and I still thought April’s rant was hell’za funny (as per usual on her site), and I knew Chris would think so too. I didn’t expect every Bono-obsessed pug-ugly on the information superhighway to come crawling out of the woodwork and threaten hackage. The sad thing is I expect more than 50% of the hate-mailers probably sit in their rooms, wave their zippos, and sing along tearfully to U2 ditties like “Peace on Earth.” If you’re not part of the solution, mate, you’re part of the problem.

  66. Sheesh, who knew that so many wankers were U2 fans, or vice versa? I apologize for pointing out April’s screed. As I said before, I like U2 and I still thought April’s rant was hell’za funny (as per usual on her site), and I knew Chris would think so too. I didn’t expect every Bono-obsessed pug-ugly on the information superhighway to come crawling out of the woodwork and threaten hackage. The sad thing is I expect more than 50% of the hate-mailers probably sit in their rooms, wave their zippos, and sing along tearfully to U2 ditties like “Peace on Earth.” If you’re not part of the solution, mate, you’re part of the problem.

  67. don’t be so smug, by the way, i know what hate mail is & i’ve gotten it before and will probably get it again. i also know what consequences are and expect those too – i do not, however, expect personal attacks on my space, which is what hacking into my site would be. i don’t really think it’s that hard to grasp: hate email = okay, death threats & hacking = not okay. (also, i wrote about how i would not send anyone hate mail if they made fun of michael stipe and/or anyone i liked because i realize he is a *human being* just like the rest of us and i am able to laugh when he does dorky things.) do you all think bono takes himself as seriously as his fans seem to? i hope not.

  68. don’t be so smug, by the way, i know what hate mail is & i’ve gotten it before and will probably get it again. i also know what consequences are and expect those too – i do not, however, expect personal attacks on my space, which is what hacking into my site would be. i don’t really think it’s that hard to grasp: hate email = okay, death threats & hacking = not okay. (also, i wrote about how i would not send anyone hate mail if they made fun of michael stipe and/or anyone i liked because i realize he is a *human being* just like the rest of us and i am able to laugh when he does dorky things.) do you all think bono takes himself as seriously as his fans seem to? i hope not.

  69. thanks kevin. 🙂 heh, i was thinking the same thing though – listening to some “peace, love & happiness” lyric by bono while writing a sinister threat to me via email.

  70. thanks kevin. 🙂 heh, i was thinking the same thing though – listening to some “peace, love & happiness” lyric by bono while writing a sinister threat to me via email.

  71. ok april…i see your point..i definitely think the fans went way overboard, but i do think that you shouldn’t have been suprised when people reacted negatively to your site. Still, I think the diagreement should have been limited to..I diagree with you, this is why…and not hate mail or threats.

  72. ok april…i see your point..i definitely think the fans went way overboard, but i do think that you shouldn’t have been suprised when people reacted negatively to your site. Still, I think the diagreement should have been limited to..I diagree with you, this is why…and not hate mail or threats.

  73. megan – exactly. 100% exactly. i *did* expect disagreement, and a lot of it at that. i *did not* expect to be freaked out by personal threats. i’m glad you can see where i’m coming from, thanks.

  74. megan – exactly. 100% exactly. i *did* expect disagreement, and a lot of it at that. i *did not* expect to be freaked out by personal threats. i’m glad you can see where i’m coming from, thanks.

  75. this is “Miss Prissy Nothing Constructive To Say” ‘s boyfriend, and i happen to be a huge u2 fan.
    i even paid something like $65 to see them on the popmart tour. any band that charges their fans that much to see a show has more than a few bad qualities that need to be pointed out.
    april, on the other hand, did deserve some backlash. those who run this site had the right idea. those of you threatening to hack her site and kill her, though… i suggest idolizing a rock star that better fits your personality. fred durst or one of those hot guys in the insane clown posse is my suggestion.

  76. this is “Miss Prissy Nothing Constructive To Say” ‘s boyfriend, and i happen to be a huge u2 fan.
    i even paid something like $65 to see them on the popmart tour. any band that charges their fans that much to see a show has more than a few bad qualities that need to be pointed out.
    april, on the other hand, did deserve some backlash. those who run this site had the right idea. those of you threatening to hack her site and kill her, though… i suggest idolizing a rock star that better fits your personality. fred durst or one of those hot guys in the insane clown posse is my suggestion.

  77. You had your say and you exercised your right to free speech. Somebody else sends hate mail or some kind of threat that is also free speech. Some forms of threatnening sppech of course are illegal, but that is back to the action and consequences statement. I don’t expect my home to be broken into, but I would be a damn fool to think it couldn’t happen. Bono does not take himself seriously, but he does take the work he does very seriously. Otherwise why should he bother doing it? He has fame and more money than he is ever going to spend. Besides I’ve checked out a few of your aricles on your site before this one. I’ve not been impressed. Any one wants to respond to this I’ll be more than happy to reply or retort, whichever the case may be.

    “Oh what fools these mortals be!”

  78. You had your say and you exercised your right to free speech. Somebody else sends hate mail or some kind of threat that is also free speech. Some forms of threatnening sppech of course are illegal, but that is back to the action and consequences statement. I don’t expect my home to be broken into, but I would be a damn fool to think it couldn’t happen. Bono does not take himself seriously, but he does take the work he does very seriously. Otherwise why should he bother doing it? He has fame and more money than he is ever going to spend. Besides I’ve checked out a few of your aricles on your site before this one. I’ve not been impressed. Any one wants to respond to this I’ll be more than happy to reply or retort, whichever the case may be.

    “Oh what fools these mortals be!”

  79. hey gilad – my post was a JOKE. a very obvious joke. therefore, responses “equally as passionate” would be along the same lines. i *did not* threaten to kill bono or hack into his website, so why am i getting responses of that nature? hmmm?

    your smugness is out of control. yes, i am familiar with the concept of people disagreeing with me and have dealt with it on a level that isn’t quite this juvenile. if i were to mailbomb someone & threaten to fucking HACK them *just because* they made fun of a singer of a band i liked, i would expect for people to think i’m a psycho.
    the bottom line is, i am some random chick who wrote a few paragraphs about how i thought bono was a dork. a dork! i mean, 5 year olds use the word “dork” – so why are all of these “adults” getting so worked up about that they want to spend all of this time threatening me?

    WEIRD!

  80. hey gilad – my post was a JOKE. a very obvious joke. therefore, responses “equally as passionate” would be along the same lines. i *did not* threaten to kill bono or hack into his website, so why am i getting responses of that nature? hmmm?

    your smugness is out of control. yes, i am familiar with the concept of people disagreeing with me and have dealt with it on a level that isn’t quite this juvenile. if i were to mailbomb someone & threaten to fucking HACK them *just because* they made fun of a singer of a band i liked, i would expect for people to think i’m a psycho.
    the bottom line is, i am some random chick who wrote a few paragraphs about how i thought bono was a dork. a dork! i mean, 5 year olds use the word “dork” – so why are all of these “adults” getting so worked up about that they want to spend all of this time threatening me?

    WEIRD!

  81. If it was such an obvious joke then why did you get the reponses you recieved? And how is my “smugness” out of control? I seriously doubt I’m the only smug one in this discussion. Does Jason have an obsession with homosexual behavior? Or is he merely unimaginative with his insults? I do not love Bono nor am I obssessed with him. I do, however, respect the man greatly. Since when is respect a thing to be deplored and ridiculed? This obviously speaks of the poor quality of someone’s upbringing.

    “Oh What fools these mortals be!”

  82. If it was such an obvious joke then why did you get the reponses you recieved? And how is my “smugness” out of control? I seriously doubt I’m the only smug one in this discussion. Does Jason have an obsession with homosexual behavior? Or is he merely unimaginative with his insults? I do not love Bono nor am I obssessed with him. I do, however, respect the man greatly. Since when is respect a thing to be deplored and ridiculed? This obviously speaks of the poor quality of someone’s upbringing.

    “Oh What fools these mortals be!”

  83. i was merely trying to stoop to the level of those who posted, not necessarily you sir giliad.
    sorry i don’t have enough schoolin’ to quote shakespeare in my responses.

  84. i was merely trying to stoop to the level of those who posted, not necessarily you sir giliad.
    sorry i don’t have enough schoolin’ to quote shakespeare in my responses.

  85. andrew “gilad” – respect is ridiculed when it shows up in the form of threatening letters and/or juvenile “U SUX” emails. i say that you’re smug because in every post you go about seemingly patting me on the head & saying “oh but april, these things happen in life, live and learn, etc” as if you were wise beyond your U of T years. i *knew* hate mail was coming and i certainly expected it – i don’t think, however, that it’s somehow “stupid” of me not to have expected the threats i received. maybe i give people too much credit, but i didn’t expect death threats to be among the hate mail sent. who are the “mortals” you speak of, anyway? everyone who *isn’t* bono? sheesh, i can’t believe i’m still talking about this. it’s weird, but i guess i just feel like i’m not getting my point across that people who threaten people over their favorite *band* are creepy. heh.

  86. andrew “gilad” – respect is ridiculed when it shows up in the form of threatening letters and/or juvenile “U SUX” emails. i say that you’re smug because in every post you go about seemingly patting me on the head & saying “oh but april, these things happen in life, live and learn, etc” as if you were wise beyond your U of T years. i *knew* hate mail was coming and i certainly expected it – i don’t think, however, that it’s somehow “stupid” of me not to have expected the threats i received. maybe i give people too much credit, but i didn’t expect death threats to be among the hate mail sent. who are the “mortals” you speak of, anyway? everyone who *isn’t* bono? sheesh, i can’t believe i’m still talking about this. it’s weird, but i guess i just feel like i’m not getting my point across that people who threaten people over their favorite *band* are creepy. heh.

  87. All right. Did NOBODY read the terms for commenting on this site? “Play nicely, or don’t play at all.” People, don’t make us stop comments on this thread, because we can and will. This flame war needs to end. Everyone involved needs to PLEASE accept that something happened in the world that was not to your liking and move on.

  88. All right. Did NOBODY read the terms for commenting on this site? “Play nicely, or don’t play at all.” People, don’t make us stop comments on this thread, because we can and will. This flame war needs to end. Everyone involved needs to PLEASE accept that something happened in the world that was not to your liking and move on.

  89. sorry about that, chris. i know you meant well & i appreciate you linking me. i’m sorry i went on and on here, but i guess i was just trying to understand why people would send threats instead of constructive criticism and/or angry but intelligent discourse. thanks anyway, though. talk to you later. 🙂

  90. sorry about that, chris. i know you meant well & i appreciate you linking me. i’m sorry i went on and on here, but i guess i was just trying to understand why people would send threats instead of constructive criticism and/or angry but intelligent discourse. thanks anyway, though. talk to you later. 🙂

  91. Chris, pull the plug if you wish. It is your perogative, after all. Jason, when you stoop to the level of what you try to combat, you become your own enemy. April, did I say you are stupid? No. If that is how you wish to understand my comments, then I can’t stop you. Besides I’ll be smug right now. Whoever said wisdom comes with age? It comes with experience. The mortals I speak of are everyone excluding my brothers Aram, Ivar, and myself. Chris, what exactly is the differevce between flaming and hate email anyhow?

  92. Chris, pull the plug if you wish. It is your perogative, after all. Jason, when you stoop to the level of what you try to combat, you become your own enemy. April, did I say you are stupid? No. If that is how you wish to understand my comments, then I can’t stop you. Besides I’ll be smug right now. Whoever said wisdom comes with age? It comes with experience. The mortals I speak of are everyone excluding my brothers Aram, Ivar, and myself. Chris, what exactly is the differevce between flaming and hate email anyhow?

  93. I’m a little verklempt. For this thang to get so many comments, it must have been great. A great Bono-bashing, and I missed it? ~pouts~ What are the chances of zis little gem getting emailed to me? ~waggles brows~

  94. I’m a little verklempt. For this thang to get so many comments, it must have been great. A great Bono-bashing, and I missed it? ~pouts~ What are the chances of zis little gem getting emailed to me? ~waggles brows~

  95. Alright. U2 fans are losers. Admit it. I myself am guilty of this. Hanging out in GA lines, going to fan gatherings, wandering the Internet I can see how horrible we are. U2 fans are passionate and incredibly defensive of their band. There is nothing wrong with that, to a point. I’m sick of hearing people bitch about someone knocking U2. So they didn’t win all the grammys, and yes critics say that Pop sucks, and U2 charged too much for their concerts. Fine. Deal with it. Don’t cry, don’t whine, you only make things worse for everyone else. I read April’s Article, I didn’t agree with it, but I thought it had to be written. I couldn’t believe the backlash that came out of the whole Onion thing with U2. Yes Bono does need a good Cock Punching every now and then. What was the quote by Bono? How fans were booing him here in Chicago and he was happy to know that his fans weren’t all lemmings. Get down off your holy cloud, god will not deal with the proud, that line applies to U2 fans more then anyone I can ever think of.
    But please, stop attacking people cause they aren’t obessed like you. It’s embarassing not just for you but for all of us U2 fans.

  96. Alright. U2 fans are losers. Admit it. I myself am guilty of this. Hanging out in GA lines, going to fan gatherings, wandering the Internet I can see how horrible we are. U2 fans are passionate and incredibly defensive of their band. There is nothing wrong with that, to a point. I’m sick of hearing people bitch about someone knocking U2. So they didn’t win all the grammys, and yes critics say that Pop sucks, and U2 charged too much for their concerts. Fine. Deal with it. Don’t cry, don’t whine, you only make things worse for everyone else. I read April’s Article, I didn’t agree with it, but I thought it had to be written. I couldn’t believe the backlash that came out of the whole Onion thing with U2. Yes Bono does need a good Cock Punching every now and then. What was the quote by Bono? How fans were booing him here in Chicago and he was happy to know that his fans weren’t all lemmings. Get down off your holy cloud, god will not deal with the proud, that line applies to U2 fans more then anyone I can ever think of.
    But please, stop attacking people cause they aren’t obessed like you. It’s embarassing not just for you but for all of us U2 fans.

  97. Sheesh jd. And I thought I didn’t know when to quit.
    This is exactly what I meant by inflammatory comments.

  98. Sheesh jd. And I thought I didn’t know when to quit.
    This is exactly what I meant by inflammatory comments.

  99. Chris, good job on removing that sexist comment. I might be a jerk myself, but I’ll only go so far.

  100. Chris, good job on removing that sexist comment. I might be a jerk myself, but I’ll only go so far.

  101. I can understand U2 fans reacting, I can understand April being upset over it (I can’t understand the kiddies that decided to respond with “April sux” etc)…I just wish April would focus less on those responses, and focus on the positive ones. Don’t class us all in the same boat as someone who writes the “you suck” variety of comments. Surely my comment was fairly constructive, although disagreeing with April, I never once attacked her, stated my opinion and left it. And now I am wondering, has she classed me in the same boat? *sigh*

  102. I can understand U2 fans reacting, I can understand April being upset over it (I can’t understand the kiddies that decided to respond with “April sux” etc)…I just wish April would focus less on those responses, and focus on the positive ones. Don’t class us all in the same boat as someone who writes the “you suck” variety of comments. Surely my comment was fairly constructive, although disagreeing with April, I never once attacked her, stated my opinion and left it. And now I am wondering, has she classed me in the same boat? *sigh*

  103. FINAL WARNING, people. I have deleted two comments in the last few minutes — one for distributing personal info from a false address without permission, and the other for being simply disgusting. If I am required to take *any* other action whatsoever, this thread will be shut down. We were trying to be nice by even leaving it active in the first place…

  104. FINAL WARNING, people. I have deleted two comments in the last few minutes — one for distributing personal info from a false address without permission, and the other for being simply disgusting. If I am required to take *any* other action whatsoever, this thread will be shut down. We were trying to be nice by even leaving it active in the first place…

  105. April – you wrote back to me personally. My mocking comments to you were clearly a joke, yet you reacted negatively toward them. Ergo, can you fault U2 fans for not realizing your post was meant as “pure humor” and reacting negatively toward it?
    Therefore, please consider the possibility that some of us may have only seen *some* humor in your words, and others might have failed to recognize that your post was “clearly a joke.” Humor, especially in the written word on the web, is very challenging to relay. That said, those who are actually threatening your web site, or worse, you, are to be severely reprimanded. I apologize for their excessively rude behavior.

  106. April – you wrote back to me personally. My mocking comments to you were clearly a joke, yet you reacted negatively toward them. Ergo, can you fault U2 fans for not realizing your post was meant as “pure humor” and reacting negatively toward it?
    Therefore, please consider the possibility that some of us may have only seen *some* humor in your words, and others might have failed to recognize that your post was “clearly a joke.” Humor, especially in the written word on the web, is very challenging to relay. That said, those who are actually threatening your web site, or worse, you, are to be severely reprimanded. I apologize for their excessively rude behavior.

  107. I commend April for writing whatever she wanted to write, and I can’t believe people would respond unless they had something intelligent to say. I mean, if we’re such devout U2 fans, why do we get so easily offended? If this were a religion, I’d say we had a pretty shaky foundation for our faith in the band, Bono, and what he does. You’ve got to leave it behind. Let it go. It’s just not that important to go and send hate mail about it – there’s enough hate in the world already, but there’s always room for humor and noble causes with people who are genuinely working for them.

  108. I commend April for writing whatever she wanted to write, and I can’t believe people would respond unless they had something intelligent to say. I mean, if we’re such devout U2 fans, why do we get so easily offended? If this were a religion, I’d say we had a pretty shaky foundation for our faith in the band, Bono, and what he does. You’ve got to leave it behind. Let it go. It’s just not that important to go and send hate mail about it – there’s enough hate in the world already, but there’s always room for humor and noble causes with people who are genuinely working for them.

  109. I wish more people in the world were like Bono… And I wish less people would quit bashing him when he is trying to help the world… I missed this article, but I don’t want to see it… It’s disgusting that all this bickering is coming from someone trying to help and who happens to be doing a pretty damn good job… When was the last time some rock star really tried to say/do something important??? Marley??? Lennon??? Nobody bashed them… If you must attack somebody, why not terrorists, corrupt politicians, Britney Spears:)…

  110. I wish more people in the world were like Bono… And I wish less people would quit bashing him when he is trying to help the world… I missed this article, but I don’t want to see it… It’s disgusting that all this bickering is coming from someone trying to help and who happens to be doing a pretty damn good job… When was the last time some rock star really tried to say/do something important??? Marley??? Lennon??? Nobody bashed them… If you must attack somebody, why not terrorists, corrupt politicians, Britney Spears:)…

  111. I thought everybody might be interested to know that Pim was sent a letter from Paul McGuiness and flowers from the band to his funeral today…

  112. I thought everybody might be interested to know that Pim was sent a letter from Paul McGuiness and flowers from the band to his funeral today…

  113. I would like to see this article so I form my own opinion of it. I thinks its awful the April had to put up with the crap she received, but I do think the article should be posted somewhere with no links/email back to April and just a discussion board like this for people to air their views.

  114. I would like to see this article so I form my own opinion of it. I thinks its awful the April had to put up with the crap she received, but I do think the article should be posted somewhere with no links/email back to April and just a discussion board like this for people to air their views.

  115. I wonder if Corrs fans argue like this?

    I guess it’s easy to shoot someone like Bono down cause he’s always so exposed. God bless da man.

    A friend of mine not to long ago tried to convince me he was a shit songwriter cause he writes songs about Citrus fruits! Now that’s funny! hehe

  116. I wonder if Corrs fans argue like this?

    I guess it’s easy to shoot someone like Bono down cause he’s always so exposed. God bless da man.

    A friend of mine not to long ago tried to convince me he was a shit songwriter cause he writes songs about Citrus fruits! Now that’s funny! hehe

  117. I say she will come around in time. U2 is the best band in the world! Come on….They will win her over soon! You’ve got to move with it…

  118. I say she will come around in time. U2 is the best band in the world! Come on….They will win her over soon! You’ve got to move with it…

  119. Chris, I agree with your reasoning. I think disgusting language should have been stopped when April decided to post it…you should have erased her postings or asked her to not use the actual words and just make a simple statement. April is not accomplishing anything by egging on the people who will NOT change their views on the “joke”.
    I have a suggestion to you…only allow people to post their IDEAS once. If they need more than one post for reasons like…clarification..then allow that…but what April is doing is not constructive to decent discussion. But your site is your vision…and if people come along and decide to ruin YOUR site…then maybe YOU should get involved in the discussion more like you have been doing and work to change that. Wow, this is so political…how did I get involved in this :o)

  120. Chris, I agree with your reasoning. I think disgusting language should have been stopped when April decided to post it…you should have erased her postings or asked her to not use the actual words and just make a simple statement. April is not accomplishing anything by egging on the people who will NOT change their views on the “joke”.
    I have a suggestion to you…only allow people to post their IDEAS once. If they need more than one post for reasons like…clarification..then allow that…but what April is doing is not constructive to decent discussion. But your site is your vision…and if people come along and decide to ruin YOUR site…then maybe YOU should get involved in the discussion more like you have been doing and work to change that. Wow, this is so political…how did I get involved in this :o)

  121. Hulk like Bono. Bono funny, makes Hulk laugh. Bono reminds Hulk of funny red and blue web bug man. Him always sideways too. Bug man have movie. Bono made movie. Hulk been in movie. Hulk wish Hulk could make movie. Puny humans say Hulk to dumb to make movie. Makes Hulk mad. HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  122. Hulk like Bono. Bono funny, makes Hulk laugh. Bono reminds Hulk of funny red and blue web bug man. Him always sideways too. Bug man have movie. Bono made movie. Hulk been in movie. Hulk wish Hulk could make movie. Puny humans say Hulk to dumb to make movie. Makes Hulk mad. HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  123. april is at fault for not accepting other views. anyone who disagrees with her is a joke? screw her. i hope this thread gets pulled and the webmaster gets his/her sense of humor back.

  124. april is at fault for not accepting other views. anyone who disagrees with her is a joke? screw her. i hope this thread gets pulled and the webmaster gets his/her sense of humor back.

  125. It’s not a question of “not accepting other views,” it is a question of fearing for the security of your property and home. And material threats are hard to have a “sense of humor” about. This is not a free speech issue, people, this is an issue of human decency. April had every right in the world to express an opinion on her own personal paid webspace, and we had every right to link it on ours. By contrast, you have been granted the PRIVILEGE to comment here, and nobody here has the right to threaten another human being’s livelihood. I’d rather not do anything to disrupt the community this site has created but let’s be frank about this, we allow you to post here, and if we find you to be abusing that privilege — which some of you have done — that privilege will have to go away. We’ve asked April not to post in this thread anymore, as clearly it’s bringing out the absolute worst in a lot of people, possibly herself included. She has graciously agreed. I think she went too far in her responses here, but she was motivated by self-defense, and I consider that more than understandable. Now are we done with this yet? I certainly think I am.

  126. It’s not a question of “not accepting other views,” it is a question of fearing for the security of your property and home. And material threats are hard to have a “sense of humor” about. This is not a free speech issue, people, this is an issue of human decency. April had every right in the world to express an opinion on her own personal paid webspace, and we had every right to link it on ours. By contrast, you have been granted the PRIVILEGE to comment here, and nobody here has the right to threaten another human being’s livelihood. I’d rather not do anything to disrupt the community this site has created but let’s be frank about this, we allow you to post here, and if we find you to be abusing that privilege — which some of you have done — that privilege will have to go away. We’ve asked April not to post in this thread anymore, as clearly it’s bringing out the absolute worst in a lot of people, possibly herself included. She has graciously agreed. I think she went too far in her responses here, but she was motivated by self-defense, and I consider that more than understandable. Now are we done with this yet? I certainly think I am.

  127. *sigh* One more point that I intended to make above and didn’t — we don’t care that people have been talking about how they don’t like the piece here; that’s what these comments are for. We do care that people were using these comments to insult each other, make crude and disgusting belittling remarks, distribute information that they have no right to distribute, and even incite attacks on the property of others. We’re simply trying to reinforce that this conflict did *not* arise over opinions, it arose over the inappropriate actions taken by some in response to those opinions. Don’t ask me when it suddenly became taboo to hold an opinion contrary to the majority about a public figure — if this piece had been about George W. Bush then the things that have happened to April would be universally seen as reprehensible. But because it was “our Bono” people cheer them? I’m getting beyond myself so I’ll stop, but I do hope this gets through to our readers…

  128. *sigh* One more point that I intended to make above and didn’t — we don’t care that people have been talking about how they don’t like the piece here; that’s what these comments are for. We do care that people were using these comments to insult each other, make crude and disgusting belittling remarks, distribute information that they have no right to distribute, and even incite attacks on the property of others. We’re simply trying to reinforce that this conflict did *not* arise over opinions, it arose over the inappropriate actions taken by some in response to those opinions. Don’t ask me when it suddenly became taboo to hold an opinion contrary to the majority about a public figure — if this piece had been about George W. Bush then the things that have happened to April would be universally seen as reprehensible. But because it was “our Bono” people cheer them? I’m getting beyond myself so I’ll stop, but I do hope this gets through to our readers…

  129. To reinterate my comment up here at the top of this heap of tension and frustration:

    This woman writes an article completely bashing another human being, very mockingly, and I felt frustrated….

    Bono is not a Jesus-wannabe or a God-figure… but many, many people feel a deep and profound connection to him and our Irish boys because their vision touched us in ways that helped us feel human and not so alone.
    To have someone mock – and she was mocking – a person or thing that holds so much meaning to you comes as a shock and sometimes, unfortunately, you become overprotective and defensive… this is human.

    My own view is that there is room for everyone. I don’t care if your music isn’t my cup of tea, but I am proud and inspired whenever someone creates something – rather than just on their butts and complain about other people…

    U2 are still around and still vital for more than 20 years. That’s quite the achievement. Who cares about how Bono stands… if he tilts this way or that… it’s just showmanship… people have no attention span…

    Hey, does anyone care about Henry Rollins putting out another cd? Not really. But despite his rants against U2, and they were very vocal, I’m still glad he puts out music. There is room for everyone – everyone is entitled to contribute to music, to art… When we mock one another, we are nothing more than petty and immature. I’m sorry that I resorted to saying that 98% of the world is stupid and ignorant, but it feels true… I’d rather be proven wrong really. And I’d like to see Bono succeed in his quest to use his influence to do a lot of good… regardless of your cynicism.

    And to the girl who wrote that article: you show promise as a writer – Unfortunately, you come across like a bad writer for People Magazine and I just disagree with using a public forum to diss others with so much venom. What, just cause it makes you feel good?! If people wrote about you as you wrote about Bono, you’d be offended. So stop the hypocrisy – or else you’d deserve your own site bashing you, right?

    Thank you.

    Glitter*man

  130. To reinterate my comment up here at the top of this heap of tension and frustration:

    This woman writes an article completely bashing another human being, very mockingly, and I felt frustrated….

    Bono is not a Jesus-wannabe or a God-figure… but many, many people feel a deep and profound connection to him and our Irish boys because their vision touched us in ways that helped us feel human and not so alone.
    To have someone mock – and she was mocking – a person or thing that holds so much meaning to you comes as a shock and sometimes, unfortunately, you become overprotective and defensive… this is human.

    My own view is that there is room for everyone. I don’t care if your music isn’t my cup of tea, but I am proud and inspired whenever someone creates something – rather than just on their butts and complain about other people…

    U2 are still around and still vital for more than 20 years. That’s quite the achievement. Who cares about how Bono stands… if he tilts this way or that… it’s just showmanship… people have no attention span…

    Hey, does anyone care about Henry Rollins putting out another cd? Not really. But despite his rants against U2, and they were very vocal, I’m still glad he puts out music. There is room for everyone – everyone is entitled to contribute to music, to art… When we mock one another, we are nothing more than petty and immature. I’m sorry that I resorted to saying that 98% of the world is stupid and ignorant, but it feels true… I’d rather be proven wrong really. And I’d like to see Bono succeed in his quest to use his influence to do a lot of good… regardless of your cynicism.

    And to the girl who wrote that article: you show promise as a writer – Unfortunately, you come across like a bad writer for People Magazine and I just disagree with using a public forum to diss others with so much venom. What, just cause it makes you feel good?! If people wrote about you as you wrote about Bono, you’d be offended. So stop the hypocrisy – or else you’d deserve your own site bashing you, right?

    Thank you.

    Glitter*man

  131. I know I should just let this talkback just sink into ignominy, but, dang, glitter*man, you’re way off. How was April being a hypocrite by posting her views on HER website? How can you “disagree with using a public forum to diss others” and then in the same sentence liken April to a “bad writer for People Magazine?” It doesn’t follow. One remark you made gets to what I think was the heart of the problem here: “If people wrote about you as you wrote about Bono, you’d be offended.” Um, guess what, bud? You’re not Bono, nor are any of the losers who took it upon themselves to threaten April’s site or call her on the phone. I’d leave it to Bono to be offended. Finally, as for Bono not being a Jesus-wannabe – as I’ve said before, I very much like U2 – but the guy just said under oath (at Peter Buck’s air rage trial) he’s called Bono “for his sins.” The guy’s clearly got a ridiculous vainglorious streak, and he’d be the first to admit it, which is all the fun behind characters like The Fly and MacPhisto. So, it’s not like April’s remarks were completely out of left field. On all other matters, I agree with the Hulk.

  132. I know I should just let this talkback just sink into ignominy, but, dang, glitter*man, you’re way off. How was April being a hypocrite by posting her views on HER website? How can you “disagree with using a public forum to diss others” and then in the same sentence liken April to a “bad writer for People Magazine?” It doesn’t follow. One remark you made gets to what I think was the heart of the problem here: “If people wrote about you as you wrote about Bono, you’d be offended.” Um, guess what, bud? You’re not Bono, nor are any of the losers who took it upon themselves to threaten April’s site or call her on the phone. I’d leave it to Bono to be offended. Finally, as for Bono not being a Jesus-wannabe – as I’ve said before, I very much like U2 – but the guy just said under oath (at Peter Buck’s air rage trial) he’s called Bono “for his sins.” The guy’s clearly got a ridiculous vainglorious streak, and he’d be the first to admit it, which is all the fun behind characters like The Fly and MacPhisto. So, it’s not like April’s remarks were completely out of left field. On all other matters, I agree with the Hulk.

  133. Are most people here nuts? I love U2 also, and I admire Bono, but there have been many times over the past 15 years that I followed the band when I wished Larry would beat the crap out of him for being a horses ass. Bono’s a great guy, but like everybody else, sometimes he acts like an idiot. I thought what April wrote was funny, and some of it maybe uncomfortably accurate, and also stuff Bono might get a kick out of. Does everybody sending the anger filled messages think the guys perfect, all the time, that he can do no wrong? Those who are really upset, please don’t do anything to impress Bono. Calm down, he’s an entertainer. I wonder if Tom Jones’ fans get so excited.

  134. Are most people here nuts? I love U2 also, and I admire Bono, but there have been many times over the past 15 years that I followed the band when I wished Larry would beat the crap out of him for being a horses ass. Bono’s a great guy, but like everybody else, sometimes he acts like an idiot. I thought what April wrote was funny, and some of it maybe uncomfortably accurate, and also stuff Bono might get a kick out of. Does everybody sending the anger filled messages think the guys perfect, all the time, that he can do no wrong? Those who are really upset, please don’t do anything to impress Bono. Calm down, he’s an entertainer. I wonder if Tom Jones’ fans get so excited.

  135. holy cow this is so overblown. i am a HUGE U2 fan. i am also a fan, a big fan, of Morrissey. i also read april’s original post, and i can tell you that i laughed at it. yes, i laughed. it was pretty funny. and for those of you who didnt get a chance to read it, EVERYONE IS BLOWING IT WAY OUT OF PROPORTION!!!!
    you can tell by the way she writes it that it is a joke. her website is not an exclusive I HATE BONO website. this is one thing out of thousands of things that she has written about. look, i will be the first to laugh at any person i worship, because if you cannot laugh at them, you are taking them waaay too seriously. sure if someone emails me and tells me that Morrissey sucks, im cool with that because sure, he is pretty cheesy, but who cares? I LIKE HIM. i became a veg TEN YEARS AGO because of his whole MEAT IS MURDER campaign. but still, ill laugh at him. (oh and feel free to mock MY veganism, i really couldnt care less). and while bono is doing wonderful things for this world, i will still laugh at his silly posturing and constant wearing of sunglasses. so i say, leave april alone. i think you have all tortured her enough. NEWSFLASH! BONO IS NOT GOD! ive never even seen a christian so mad at someone talking smack about jesus as you guys are about a random girl who made a few funny jokes about bono!! i think that if bono read her site he wouldnt be half as angry as any of you. i think he would laugh too. well, for a second. anyway, my point is, if you are as true a fan of bono as i am, you would leave this alone now. and by the way, shame on you guys who threatened her! what kind of bin laden crap is that? that is so sick, you guys who did that need some help. SERIOUSLY.

  136. holy cow this is so overblown. i am a HUGE U2 fan. i am also a fan, a big fan, of Morrissey. i also read april’s original post, and i can tell you that i laughed at it. yes, i laughed. it was pretty funny. and for those of you who didnt get a chance to read it, EVERYONE IS BLOWING IT WAY OUT OF PROPORTION!!!!
    you can tell by the way she writes it that it is a joke. her website is not an exclusive I HATE BONO website. this is one thing out of thousands of things that she has written about. look, i will be the first to laugh at any person i worship, because if you cannot laugh at them, you are taking them waaay too seriously. sure if someone emails me and tells me that Morrissey sucks, im cool with that because sure, he is pretty cheesy, but who cares? I LIKE HIM. i became a veg TEN YEARS AGO because of his whole MEAT IS MURDER campaign. but still, ill laugh at him. (oh and feel free to mock MY veganism, i really couldnt care less). and while bono is doing wonderful things for this world, i will still laugh at his silly posturing and constant wearing of sunglasses. so i say, leave april alone. i think you have all tortured her enough. NEWSFLASH! BONO IS NOT GOD! ive never even seen a christian so mad at someone talking smack about jesus as you guys are about a random girl who made a few funny jokes about bono!! i think that if bono read her site he wouldnt be half as angry as any of you. i think he would laugh too. well, for a second. anyway, my point is, if you are as true a fan of bono as i am, you would leave this alone now. and by the way, shame on you guys who threatened her! what kind of bin laden crap is that? that is so sick, you guys who did that need some help. SERIOUSLY.

  137. Hulk like Bono. Bono funny like rad and blue web bug man with movie. Hulk like Adam, he funny too. Hulk like Larry, he cool like Hulk. Hulk like Edge even if Edge is little man with big brains like puny Bruce Banner. Hulk say U2 not take U2 seriously. Why should anyone else? Hulk also say U2 take music and U2 work seriously. As should everybody. Hulk say okay to make fun of Bono. Bono funny guy. Bono make Hulk laugh. Somebody make fun of Bono or U2 do something to help people not okay. Somebody do this makes Hulk mad. Hulk get mad and Hulk will SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  138. Hulk like Bono. Bono funny like rad and blue web bug man with movie. Hulk like Adam, he funny too. Hulk like Larry, he cool like Hulk. Hulk like Edge even if Edge is little man with big brains like puny Bruce Banner. Hulk say U2 not take U2 seriously. Why should anyone else? Hulk also say U2 take music and U2 work seriously. As should everybody. Hulk say okay to make fun of Bono. Bono funny guy. Bono make Hulk laugh. Somebody make fun of Bono or U2 do something to help people not okay. Somebody do this makes Hulk mad. Hulk get mad and Hulk will SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  139. Everyone – get a life. Make a personal goal. Don’t go on your PC today. Instead read a book, go for a walk. Do something that brings you back from cyberspace and into reality. Think outside of the (u2) square. It feels amazing!!!!

  140. Everyone – get a life. Make a personal goal. Don’t go on your PC today. Instead read a book, go for a walk. Do something that brings you back from cyberspace and into reality. Think outside of the (u2) square. It feels amazing!!!!

  141. Everyone – get a life. Make a personal goal. Don’t go on your PC today. Instead read a book, go for a walk. Do something that brings you back from cyberspace and into reality. Think outside of the (u2) square. It feels amazing!!!!

  142. Everyone – get a life. Make a personal goal. Don’t go on your PC today. Instead read a book, go for a walk. Do something that brings you back from cyberspace and into reality. Think outside of the (u2) square. It feels amazing!!!!

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