Unsurprisingly, Ali Hewson put the kibosh on rumours that she would run for the presidency of Ireland, saying “she just doesn’t have the time.” It is tough to raise five children (not a typo — you’re forgetting about that one forty-something teenager in black leather…)
We’re also treated to this genius quote: As Ali is married to the great political messiah of the charity world it was only natural to ask her if Bono had ever seriously talked about running for the President’s job? “No way. He has always said he would never move to a smaller house for anything.” (Thanks to @U2)