Match That

Oh, the miracle of science that is the Internet. For yes, you can now calculate, through advanced psychological techniques (‘biorhythms,’ apparently), just how compatible you are with Bono. Sadly, none of the other band members have a listing on the site, but it’s safe to say that if your readings come out against Bono, then Larry’s your man… (via Rae)

36 thoughts on “Match That

  1. appently I got more in common with Carson Daley than Bono even though I was born in Galway Ireland…. oh well hey I still think POP is the best U2 album call me crazy GOD BLESS U2!!!!!1

  2. appently I got more in common with Carson Daley than Bono even though I was born in Galway Ireland…. oh well hey I still think POP is the best U2 album call me crazy GOD BLESS U2!!!!!1

  3. Coulda been worse. 77% w/the B-man, top matches were Nick Carter and Jessica Simpson. (shudder)

  4. Coulda been worse. 77% w/the B-man, top matches were Nick Carter and Jessica Simpson. (shudder)

  5. Well, I got an average of 97%. Strangely enough, if you click on the link to the right that says “Buy Bono posters” it shows you results for Sonny Bono. Hmmm…..

  6. Well, I got an average of 97%. Strangely enough, if you click on the link to the right that says “Buy Bono posters” it shows you results for Sonny Bono. Hmmm…..

  7. Bono and me makes 92%, but what does that make us?

    100% Intelligence compatibility – is that a compliment or insult?

  8. Bono and me makes 92%, but what does that make us?

    100% Intelligence compatibility – is that a compliment or insult?

  9. I only score a 40% with Bono. =/
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    My closest match for a female is a 99% with Victoria Pratt (MutantX / Cleopatra 2525).
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    My next closest for a female is a 98% for porn star Tera Patrick. =)
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    For guys, I get 100% with Christian Kane (Lindsey from the WB’s “Angel”) and 96% for Tobey Maguire (Spider-Man).

  10. I only score a 40% with Bono. =/
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    My closest match for a female is a 99% with Victoria Pratt (MutantX / Cleopatra 2525).
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    My next closest for a female is a 98% for porn star Tera Patrick. =)
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    For guys, I get 100% with Christian Kane (Lindsey from the WB’s “Angel”) and 96% for Tobey Maguire (Spider-Man).

  11. I got a middlin’ average of 68% w/Bono…low on the emotional, high on the intellectual, and very high on the physical…guess we’re good together for those deeply intellectual conversations followed by wild animal sex, but we’ll never understand each other…*g*. If you click the BioLoveMatch link, you can plug in the others’ b-days individually. Larry is the overall most compatible, but not by much at 73%…I can talk to him AND understand him but not much physicality. Intellectually I match Adam 98% but 0% on the physical.

  12. I got a middlin’ average of 68% w/Bono…low on the emotional, high on the intellectual, and very high on the physical…guess we’re good together for those deeply intellectual conversations followed by wild animal sex, but we’ll never understand each other…*g*. If you click the BioLoveMatch link, you can plug in the others’ b-days individually. Larry is the overall most compatible, but not by much at 73%…I can talk to him AND understand him but not much physicality. Intellectually I match Adam 98% but 0% on the physical.

  13. My only hope in making a lasting relationship with Bono according to our biorhythmes is:

    spend only 3 out of 10 days with him and only in a very physical/emotional way and NEVER play chess with Bono and NEVER visit a party with Bono where Ricky Martin, AJ McLean, Roberto Locatelli, Jerry O’Connell and Brian White are guests because I’d be spending more time with those guys and eventually marry Ricky cuz we’re soooo compatible. At the party Dido Armstrong and I would do a duet cuz our voices are 100% compatible.

    HA! In other words, I’m more compatible with THE FLY than with Bono.

  14. My only hope in making a lasting relationship with Bono according to our biorhythmes is:

    spend only 3 out of 10 days with him and only in a very physical/emotional way and NEVER play chess with Bono and NEVER visit a party with Bono where Ricky Martin, AJ McLean, Roberto Locatelli, Jerry O’Connell and Brian White are guests because I’d be spending more time with those guys and eventually marry Ricky cuz we’re soooo compatible. At the party Dido Armstrong and I would do a duet cuz our voices are 100% compatible.

    HA! In other words, I’m more compatible with THE FLY than with Bono.

  15. Alright let’s test this shall we? Ali Hewson 96% physical 62% emotional and 14% intellectual for a grand total of, drumroll please, 54%. Geez how did they stay married for 20 years? Oh that’s right Bono’s never home. Ali’s best matches (don’t laugh now):
    Mark McGwire 99%
    James Cameron 99%
    Aamir Khan 98%
    David Duchovny 94%
    Bradley Whitford 93%

  16. Alright let’s test this shall we? Ali Hewson 96% physical 62% emotional and 14% intellectual for a grand total of, drumroll please, 54%. Geez how did they stay married for 20 years? Oh that’s right Bono’s never home. Ali’s best matches (don’t laugh now):
    Mark McGwire 99%
    James Cameron 99%
    Aamir Khan 98%
    David Duchovny 94%
    Bradley Whitford 93%

  17. BTW…I plugged in the band members’ compatibility with each other…Adam and Larry scored highest at 83% w/a 99% physical and 95% intellectual score…Bono and Edge were second at 76% average with the three elements all in the same range. No surprises there. *g* Edge and Adam were lowest at 42% average.

  18. BTW…I plugged in the band members’ compatibility with each other…Adam and Larry scored highest at 83% w/a 99% physical and 95% intellectual score…Bono and Edge were second at 76% average with the three elements all in the same range. No surprises there. *g* Edge and Adam were lowest at 42% average.

  19. 82% for Bono and me.
    100% emotional compatibility… but I suspect Bono connects emotionally with everybody….

    ciao everyone.

  20. 82% for Bono and me.
    100% emotional compatibility… but I suspect Bono connects emotionally with everybody….

    ciao everyone.

  21. I took the advice of an earlier poster and checked my compatiblitiy with Edge and as it happens we are 100 percent compatitible.
    Not that I needed any validation mind you.
    But just keep us away from keifer sutherland
    and Lauren Graham.

  22. I took the advice of an earlier poster and checked my compatiblitiy with Edge and as it happens we are 100 percent compatitible.
    Not that I needed any validation mind you.
    But just keep us away from keifer sutherland
    and Lauren Graham.

  23. I have 99% physical, 84% emotional and 50% intellectual with Bono- thats good enough for me, 78% overall- better with him than with my boyfriend!

  24. I have 99% physical, 84% emotional and 50% intellectual with Bono- thats good enough for me, 78% overall- better with him than with my boyfriend!

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