Let us entertain you

Here’s what you do. Go pay U2achtung.com a visit (even if you don’t speak French), because they’ve put up this priceless photo. Then, in your own time and if it pleases you, come back here and go crazy.

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112 thoughts on “Let us entertain you

  1. That looks like Ricky Martin and Patti Labelle. I suppose it’s the charity dinner in Cannes that Bono was at. Organised by Sting’s wife Trudey. Darling.

  2. That looks like Ricky Martin and Patti Labelle. I suppose it’s the charity dinner in Cannes that Bono was at. Organised by Sting’s wife Trudey. Darling.

  3. lol You should’ve made us caption that one. That has to be the weirdest combination of people in the same room ever assembled.

  4. lol You should’ve made us caption that one. That has to be the weirdest combination of people in the same room ever assembled.

  5. What is Patty looking at? What happened to the guitarists’ face, and what is the girl in pink doing back there?

  6. What is Patty looking at? What happened to the guitarists’ face, and what is the girl in pink doing back there?

  7. Bono thinking: “If I stick my chin out really far, people might think I’m Robin Williams…” By the way, what the hell is up with Ricky Martin in general???

  8. Bono thinking: “If I stick my chin out really far, people might think I’m Robin Williams…” By the way, what the hell is up with Ricky Martin in general???

  9. The television film quality screams “Telemundo”.
    Bono just wants to scream the letter “Eeeeeeee(argh)”!

  10. The television film quality screams “Telemundo”.
    Bono just wants to scream the letter “Eeeeeeee(argh)”!

  11. “Livin’ la Vida Bono”. It looks like a soap opera set with Bono’s evil twin getting off on two hyponitized tourist captives. Actually the Man, the guitarist and the back-up singer are all looking at something on the far side of Ricky – which begs the queston of what else was going on that was more interesting than Ricky and Patti – aka world’s loudest vocalist – get that woman a volume knob! And whose dress is on the floor in front of Bono – and what was that about…?

  12. “Livin’ la Vida Bono”. It looks like a soap opera set with Bono’s evil twin getting off on two hyponitized tourist captives. Actually the Man, the guitarist and the back-up singer are all looking at something on the far side of Ricky – which begs the queston of what else was going on that was more interesting than Ricky and Patti – aka world’s loudest vocalist – get that woman a volume knob! And whose dress is on the floor in front of Bono – and what was that about…?

  13. What the hell is that on Ricky’s head? It can’t be his hair, can it? This is THE strangest photo I have eer seen.

  14. What the hell is that on Ricky’s head? It can’t be his hair, can it? This is THE strangest photo I have eer seen.

  15. Well Ricky Martin looks like he has taken Elton John’s hair to the dance. Patti is certainly getting an eye full of Ricky’s behind.

    And Bono.. well he looks like he is remembering a good time of years ago.. like when Edge used to have hair like that.. and would dance just like that.

  16. Well Ricky Martin looks like he has taken Elton John’s hair to the dance. Patti is certainly getting an eye full of Ricky’s behind.

    And Bono.. well he looks like he is remembering a good time of years ago.. like when Edge used to have hair like that.. and would dance just like that.

  17. Bono bubble thought: OK, I was wrong. We are not one. We are not the same. And I wish that drink would get here.

  18. Bono bubble thought: OK, I was wrong. We are not one. We are not the same. And I wish that drink would get here.

  19. Is it just me or does it look like the folliage has gotten way outta hand? It all reminds me of a backyard barbeque gone wrong…one where your odd (not to mention a little tipsy)aunt and uncle become “the life of the party” by reinacting dance scenes from Saturday Night Fever. “Sorry folks, the seventies have not left the building. Anyone still sporting the princess Leah look will kindly be asked to step into the future”.

  20. Is it just me or does it look like the folliage has gotten way outta hand? It all reminds me of a backyard barbeque gone wrong…one where your odd (not to mention a little tipsy)aunt and uncle become “the life of the party” by reinacting dance scenes from Saturday Night Fever. “Sorry folks, the seventies have not left the building. Anyone still sporting the princess Leah look will kindly be asked to step into the future”.

  21. Matt: Those are before and after shots of Edge’s hair. Ricky being the Edge way back when and Patti being him now.

  22. Matt: Those are before and after shots of Edge’s hair. Ricky being the Edge way back when and Patti being him now.

  23. Maybe the lady in pink is singing the Karaoke version of Electrical Storm while Bono is either grimacing in pain from being backed up because he ate too many bananas or he just realized U2 just lost the recording contract to the act performing behind him while larry takes time away from the drums, throws on a Ricky Martin/Jon Bon Jovi wig and does the Samba with Patti Labelle. The end is near!!!!

  24. Maybe the lady in pink is singing the Karaoke version of Electrical Storm while Bono is either grimacing in pain from being backed up because he ate too many bananas or he just realized U2 just lost the recording contract to the act performing behind him while larry takes time away from the drums, throws on a Ricky Martin/Jon Bon Jovi wig and does the Samba with Patti Labelle. The end is near!!!!

  25. Sometimes charities ask you to sacrifice
    too much! Are there
    any more photos that need to be destroyed?
    I heard Bono got up and joined in once the
    booze made him numb
    enough 😉 Was
    grabbing Ricky’s ass
    really in the script??

  26. Sometimes charities ask you to sacrifice
    too much! Are there
    any more photos that need to be destroyed?
    I heard Bono got up and joined in once the
    booze made him numb
    enough 😉 Was
    grabbing Ricky’s ass
    really in the script??

  27. International pop-star and political activist Bono grimacing at recent charity event featuring two unidentified has-been artists. As seen here, Bono was rumored to have intentionally discarded his traditional black fly glasses and stared at the sun in an effort to remove all memory of the spectacle.

  28. International pop-star and political activist Bono grimacing at recent charity event featuring two unidentified has-been artists. As seen here, Bono was rumored to have intentionally discarded his traditional black fly glasses and stared at the sun in an effort to remove all memory of the spectacle.

  29. (Swallowing) Pride: In The Name Of Charity ———

    Bono: “I’ll get back to the debt relief bit tomorrow. But tonight, let’s all sit back and enjoy some CRAP!”

  30. (Swallowing) Pride: In The Name Of Charity ———

    Bono: “I’ll get back to the debt relief bit tomorrow. But tonight, let’s all sit back and enjoy some CRAP!”

  31. “Can’t break free of binding chains…must get off of chair…and out of living hell! Drat that evil Dr. Martin!” groaned Bono.

  32. “Can’t break free of binding chains…must get off of chair…and out of living hell! Drat that evil Dr. Martin!” groaned Bono.

  33. It looks like Bono is going with the shaved Pop-mart era look…I cant see any hair. I always thought he looked coolest that way.

  34. It looks like Bono is going with the shaved Pop-mart era look…I cant see any hair. I always thought he looked coolest that way.

  35. Dennis Quad: “Patti, I’ve got this itch..right back here..”
    Patti Labelle: “Yeah, I’ll scratch that itch after I get a piece of that booty!”
    Lady In Pink: “How much longer do I have to hold this umbrella up?”
    Bass Player: “G – D – A -A…G – D – A – A…”
    Robin Williams: “I’m so sick and tired of doubling for Bono! I should just get up and Scream, ‘Nanoo Nanoo’ right now!..Ah forget it…One hour photo’s a dud..I’m finished…::whimper::”

  36. Dennis Quad: “Patti, I’ve got this itch..right back here..”
    Patti Labelle: “Yeah, I’ll scratch that itch after I get a piece of that booty!”
    Lady In Pink: “How much longer do I have to hold this umbrella up?”
    Bass Player: “G – D – A -A…G – D – A – A…”
    Robin Williams: “I’m so sick and tired of doubling for Bono! I should just get up and Scream, ‘Nanoo Nanoo’ right now!..Ah forget it…One hour photo’s a dud..I’m finished…::whimper::”

  37. The entire night staff of Madame Tussaud’s was sacked after making these inappropriate repositionings of their “Pop Music” inventory.

  38. The entire night staff of Madame Tussaud’s was sacked after making these inappropriate repositionings of their “Pop Music” inventory.

  39. Not a fake…all these folks were at this big charity shindig in Cannes in Sting’s backyard…Patti and Ricky were performers, Bono I think spoke…look at the front of youtwo.net. BTW, here’s Bono fending Patti off… http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0NwBlAOcTIyePGTZO5!oMCNkp78mHP3mk314zzE6CYBB0EujBLgTF86ltbeAwCYQ89tGlWTUyDZbT7GLYJDL7Fg/bono_pl.jpg And here is Bono trying to put this traumatic experience out of his mind… 🙂 http://www.u2guatemala.com/images/news/bono/evento_amfar/bono_bryanadams01.jpg

  40. Not a fake…all these folks were at this big charity shindig in Cannes in Sting’s backyard…Patti and Ricky were performers, Bono I think spoke…look at the front of youtwo.net. BTW, here’s Bono fending Patti off… http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0NwBlAOcTIyePGTZO5!oMCNkp78mHP3mk314zzE6CYBB0EujBLgTF86ltbeAwCYQ89tGlWTUyDZbT7GLYJDL7Fg/bono_pl.jpg And here is Bono trying to put this traumatic experience out of his mind… 🙂 http://www.u2guatemala.com/images/news/bono/evento_amfar/bono_bryanadams01.jpg

  41. As two divas do the twist, Bono guards his penis from envious Sting (who still can’t believe that Bono gave away his “little” secret)

  42. As two divas do the twist, Bono guards his penis from envious Sting (who still can’t believe that Bono gave away his “little” secret)

  43. Do you guys think Bono might be wearing a hat, in the middle of off season for U2, like he did alot between Pop and ATYCLB, because of those rumored hair transplants??? They knock all the hair out for a couple of months and then it starts to grow back… Think about it…

  44. Do you guys think Bono might be wearing a hat, in the middle of off season for U2, like he did alot between Pop and ATYCLB, because of those rumored hair transplants??? They knock all the hair out for a couple of months and then it starts to grow back… Think about it…

  45. ‘Irish people got Pride! Which is just as well, because they can’t dance.’ Well, not in these shoes anyway!

  46. ‘Irish people got Pride! Which is just as well, because they can’t dance.’ Well, not in these shoes anyway!

  47. I checked out the other two photos 🙂
    It’s obvious Bono finally cracked and took a chair to the insane wookie. I guess Ricky ran for his life. hehehehe
    I wonder where Bono buried the bodies 😉
    As for the last photo,
    Bono is sooo wasted
    😉 But…I’d have to
    drown the memory in a bottle if I’d gone through that horror,
    too.;-)
    Somebody should put these two photo somewhere in the archive just so we’ll have evidence of what
    went down when questioned by the police.

  48. I checked out the other two photos 🙂
    It’s obvious Bono finally cracked and took a chair to the insane wookie. I guess Ricky ran for his life. hehehehe
    I wonder where Bono buried the bodies 😉
    As for the last photo,
    Bono is sooo wasted
    😉 But…I’d have to
    drown the memory in a bottle if I’d gone through that horror,
    too.;-)
    Somebody should put these two photo somewhere in the archive just so we’ll have evidence of what
    went down when questioned by the police.

  49. I just saw those other two pics. I hope Bono went pro-wrestling on Patti’s ass and smacked her one right over the head and put her out of her misery. By the way, has anyone in the US seen those post-menopausal hormone replacement drugs Patti has been hawking on TV? Those commercials are just horrible and tacky.

  50. I just saw those other two pics. I hope Bono went pro-wrestling on Patti’s ass and smacked her one right over the head and put her out of her misery. By the way, has anyone in the US seen those post-menopausal hormone replacement drugs Patti has been hawking on TV? Those commercials are just horrible and tacky.

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