Salon’s Sexy Mofo

Salon’s looking for the world’s sexiest man, and its readers were loud and clear in their choice: Russell Crowe, “The thinking woman’s bastard.” Salon’s staff, however, would rather take a Mick than go down under. One voting staff member put it like this:

“With his purposeful profile — strong Irish nose and chin — his meaty thighs, and his hymn-like devotion to love (‘Love is the temple, love the higher law/ I seek to enter, and you make me crawl’), U2’s lead singer and passionate advocate for global causes is the type of man who can take you higher (‘El-e-va-tion!’). He obviously relishes the carnal as much as the celestial.”

Meaty thighs. Hee.

18 thoughts on “Salon’s Sexy Mofo

  1. we all know that it is not his appearance that makes him the sexiest man (not entirely anyway).. even though those blue eyes..well anyway. i think sex appeal is way more than skin deep. i’ll see your simon weisenthal award and your africa and i’ll raise you with “the moon was naked and cold/i was like a 2 year old/who just wanted more”….thats what i call sex appeal.

  2. we all know that it is not his appearance that makes him the sexiest man (not entirely anyway).. even though those blue eyes..well anyway. i think sex appeal is way more than skin deep. i’ll see your simon weisenthal award and your africa and i’ll raise you with “the moon was naked and cold/i was like a 2 year old/who just wanted more”….thats what i call sex appeal.

  3. I remember once that some paparazzi took some pictures of Bono’s…of Bono getting into a swimsuit while in a yacht. Could U2log.com make those available? 😀

  4. I remember once that some paparazzi took some pictures of Bono’s…of Bono getting into a swimsuit while in a yacht. Could U2log.com make those available? 😀

  5. Standing at the tip of the heart during the Elevation concert I remember feeling very amazed at how handsome both Bono and Edge were in “real life”. Photographs and videos of them are not the same.
    I agree with the Salon staff in regards to Bono’s appeal. Apart from being a handsome man, Bono has soul and intellect that transcends any physical attributes.

  6. Standing at the tip of the heart during the Elevation concert I remember feeling very amazed at how handsome both Bono and Edge were in “real life”. Photographs and videos of them are not the same.
    I agree with the Salon staff in regards to Bono’s appeal. Apart from being a handsome man, Bono has soul and intellect that transcends any physical attributes.

  7. The only time I ever met Bono in person I thought he looked a good deal better than he did on stage. Better clothes, better hair, etc, and a nice personality.

  8. The only time I ever met Bono in person I thought he looked a good deal better than he did on stage. Better clothes, better hair, etc, and a nice personality.

  9. And he smells good too…I think Chanel’s Allure or something from Calvin Klein. Very nice :-b

  10. And he smells good too…I think Chanel’s Allure or something from Calvin Klein. Very nice :-b

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