What did Bono whisper into Colin Farrell’s ear?
“So did you REALLY do it with Britney??”
“It’s an old celtic measurement tool. Wanna compare?”
“77” eh? did you get that off the Edge?
“Wotchit BOY, or Ill thump you in the face with this… uh… thingie I just won”
‘Bellyache, Colin? No, I didn’t get this at Dunkin’ Donuts!’
“Listen, I know this girl called Patty, from Chicago. She’s single and I think you two would hit it off. Can I give you her number?”
Colin, if yer dont git yer hand off me arse I’m gonna smash yer wit dis thingy…
“I am so SICK of this award ceremony shit…”
These people are such suckers. I travel around the world staying in the best hotels meeting with the most important people and asking everyone to spend their hard earned money on my causes when I make millions by havin the highest ticket prices in the business, and I then just waste the money on buying the fanciest apartments in the most expensive cities in the world. Unbelievable, they are giving me awards
to have the time of my life!!
“They have a whole table of these in the back, I’m gonna go grab a few more. Want one? ”
“They have a whole table of these in the back, I’m gonna go grab a few more. Want one? “
“Colin, can I borrow your razor? Oh, sorry, looks like you lost yours too. Never mind”
Er, Colin. I catch you looking at my wife again, I’m ginna feed you through Edge’s amplifiers.
Pulled this outta me arse.
Git up there and curtsy, before I thump you with this krispy kreme.
One of these days when you grow up…you too may win an award
Ummm…; duya smell that one?
I think me finger is farther up your arse than your finnger in mine.
Same Bono.Different award.Oh yes,i feel good.Me boys are all over.Have I told you the Best of 1990/2000 is 6 times Platinum in Portugal,and one of the best selling albums of all time in this little garden of Europe?
your hair smells terrific
Bono: Want some of this bagel?
Collin: No thanks man – I’m stuffed.
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