Finding Bono

The Irish Independent wants you to know where you can find Bono in Dublin after the sun sets. In its Star-Gazers Guide to Dublin After Dark (reg req), the newspaper reveals the hang-outs of Ireland’s Church of Celebrity (of which Bono is the head, of course).

The article fails to mention a helpful resource to locate Bono in Dublin: The Bono Probability Positioning System, which uses “special Bono tracking satellites in conjunction with Temple Bar’s sophisticated surveillance system” to predict where you can find the U2 singer when he’s prowling around Temple Bar.

8 thoughts on “Finding Bono”

  1. One important question they fail to ask: Is Bono really ever IN Dublin anymore? Seems to me that he stays away. Maybe if he was we would be closer to an album!! Oh well, Iknow he does good things elsewhere. . . if only we could clone him.

  2. One important question they fail to ask: Is Bono really ever IN Dublin anymore? Seems to me that he stays away. Maybe if he was we would be closer to an album!! Oh well, Iknow he does good things elsewhere. . . if only we could clone him.

  3. Hey you all at U2log should put together a “where in the world is Bono” game. The idea brings back memories of the zany U2log days of the the Bono doll.

  4. Hey you all at U2log should put together a “where in the world is Bono” game. The idea brings back memories of the zany U2log days of the the Bono doll.

  7. bono doll – funny? oh yes. but not so funny as Bonodol. oh, lol, the log of yore.

    that sentence is actually in english.

  8. bono doll – funny? oh yes. but not so funny as Bonodol. oh, lol, the log of yore.

    that sentence is actually in english.

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